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That_One_Guy

@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world

A husband & father of one girl (12) located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Amateur Photographer

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That_One_Guy, to animals
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Triple Tuxedo Threat

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I’m awake.

You’re all still here!

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I'm still loading, but about 75% of me has made it.

Work is where I am, but luckily, it's Friday.

My Bitmoji avatar with a blue loading bar above it.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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It's a TV in bed kind of evening. Pixie and Mr Minx claimed the middle.

Mr Minx is a bit blurry because he's cleaning Pixie.

#CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon #manxcat #bullypit

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Something that they never tell you when you get a cat...

Their farts are worse then dogs.

OMG WHY DON'T I OWN NOSE PLUGS??? I'M PNICHING MY NOSE! HOW IS IT STILL GETTING THROUGH!?!?!

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@Mrfunkedude
You're definitely right there. Mr Minx smells like a fisherman's knuckle, but what else would he smell like? I feed him ground up seafood, trout, and some turkey and chicken.

That_One_Guy, to movies
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I just saw "Matrix 5" is in the works. When will Hollywood start producing new content instead of rebooting, remaking, or putting out the 5-10th installment of existing movies over and over again. Same goes for TV IMO.

I'm reminded of a bit from "The Simpsons" about Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9."

A gif from the Simpsons.
A gif of a cartoon c Charles Bronson on the Simpsons.

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@Mrfunkedude
I don't mind continuing a story if done correctly but retelling the same story 5 different ways gets old.

That_One_Guy, to tesla
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Tesla was selling $700 sledgehammers that can't actually be used for its intended purposes to break stuff. You can display it or use it in the gym. 🙄 I say it was because it's currently sold out. I bought my sledgehammer from Ace Hardware for about $660 less than the Cyberhammer, and it can actually break concrete, be displayed, and used in the gym. 😉

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-s-cyberhammer-makes-sense-if-you-hit-yourself-wit-1851478583

That_One_Guy, to animals
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I'm standing by to possibly break up a literal and figurative cat fight. These two ladies barely get along on the best of days, even Whiskers Wednesday.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I've never tried to hide it.

That_One_Guy, to workersrights
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I'm currently trying to weasel out of a project I really don't want to be involved in.

According to The Simpsons, "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... Except the weasel." 😉

A weasel popping out of the ground with a caption saying weasel time.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Tuesday.

...

What? It's just Tuesday.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
Thanks for letting me know it's only a Tuesday. I briefly thought I was in hell.

That_One_Guy, to TeslaMotors
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This is a follow-up post to my previous one about 1,000 or so Tesla, many Cybertrucks included, being abandoned behind the old Chesterfield Mall. Below is my 1st post and the 2nd an article talking about the Tesla being stored behind the old mall. Apparently they're running out of room to stick them.

https://mastodon.world/@That_One_Guy/112344863774427567

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-is-running-out-of-room-to-store-unsold-cars-1851473377

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Two well-dressed bandits have taken over the dog bed.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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It was too wet to go out, too wet to play. So Pixie sat in the house on that cool, rainy day.

I feel bad for the dogs. They hate it when it's constantly raining.

That_One_Guy, to Sleeping
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I'm running so slow this morning I'm adding coffee to my coffee instead of cream. ☕️😜

Happy Monday everyone!

#goodmorning #Insomnia

That_One_Guy, to random
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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! May your brunch be delicious and the foot massage later relaxing. (Maybe that describes my wife's day, but you get the idea.) 😉

Have a great day moms and everyone else! 💐🙂

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You don’t want to know what your mother did to be able to celebrate this holiday.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
I don't know, there was no father, I was just born.

Young Anakin Skywalker gif

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Just a couple of cute, cuddling cats for your Caturday dopamine fix.

purplepadma, to random
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I’ve got sunscreen on, I smell of holidays

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
Sounds nice and sunny.

I'm wearing a new cologne by Dior, it's has citrus undertones.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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My local paper is having a pet photo contest, but it's only open to people 50 and older. All my models are not happy about it.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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A blanket waiting to be washed created a whole day for the cats.

Oreo looks so nonchalant with his paws crossed.

Two tuxedo cats laying on a gray blanket. Oreo is stretching out and Penguin is snuggling him.

That_One_Guy, to random
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Good morning all, it's Hump Day! In 15 minutes, I have a meeting with HR and management regarding my yearly review. After being tipped off to it's contents I'm not thrilled, to say the least. I was hoping for a slightly bigger bump in salary given extenuating circumstances here, but apparently that won't be the case. So I'm going to start exploring my options, to bad retirement isn't one... 🤔

Have a great day everybody! 🙂

That_One_Guy,
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@mikako6
Thanks. 🙂 The big lottery is the dream! My wife plays when the pot is large.

I probably sound selfish, I'm getting a raise, just not as much as I hoped for.

purplepadma, to random
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I really just want to go back to bed but Tom won’t let me. He wants me to put on some more summery clothes, apply sunscreen, and pot up some plants in the sunshine. My body and brain are not keen

That_One_Guy,
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@purplepadma
Tom might be on to something, you should give it a chance. It's been nothing but rain here so summer clothes and gardening would be grand.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Pixie and the Manx, Pixie and the Manx. One is tail-less the other's insane! 🤪

Hope everyone is having a good Sunday! My daughter and I are off to watch "The Phantom Menace" at 2:30 in the theater for the 25th anniversary.

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