NapVeg

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

pregaming a pizza by eating a handful of cherry tomatoes

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

not convinced that anyone at any protein bar maker has ever actually tasted peanut butter before

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

sure sex is good but have u watched a video on youtube where a guy pressure washes 30 years of grime off a driveway

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

she’s basically just an oversized gopher

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

signs ur getting old (nerd edition): u reduce the resolution of ur computer monitor

NapVeg, 7 months ago to random

it amazes me that at any point in time i could just go buy a wood chipper, no questions asked

RickiTarr, 8 months ago to random

This is just so much cringe.

NapVeg, 8 months ago to random

the worst thing about being human is that one moment u can be minding ur own business and the next u have right kind of wrong by leann rimes from the coyote ugly soundtrack stuck in ur head

NapVeg, 8 months ago to random

if ur not currently sick, do urself a favor and just take a deep breath and remind urself how good it feels to have full use of ur nose

NapVeg, 8 months ago to random

i bet charmin makes a super secret 4-ply toilet paper for rich people and the cartoon bears on the package just give u the middle finger

NapVeg, 8 months ago to random

u could say im into fitness

NapVeg, 9 months ago to random

breaking news: a monthly audible credit has arrived in my inbox

NapVeg, 9 months ago to random

god gives his fullest portapotties to his burniest men

NapVeg, 9 months ago to random

people who let the microwave count all the way down to 0: what psychologically is wrong with u

stux, 9 months ago to random

Almost got it fully working now! Maps and address to coordinates both via OpenStreetMaps.

Who needs a Google

NapVeg, 9 months ago to random

the realization that billy dee williams name is really william williams is too much for me to handle this early in the morning

NapVeg, 10 months ago to random

australians watching barbie and not seeing a single shrimp:

NapVeg, 10 months ago to random

it's been less than 7 minutes and i'm already regretting giving my wife access to send messages to the tv

NapVeg, 10 months ago to random

there are a lot of things i don't like about this city, but the sunsets are not one of them

NapVeg, 10 months ago to random

good fucken lord i am 40 fucken years old and just now realized that baseball’s home plate is named as such because flipped upside down, it looks like a house

why do u people let me use metal cutlery

NapVeg, 10 months ago to random

walmart is great when ur short on time and need to pick up a plate of shrimp but also a gun

NapVeg, 11 months ago to random

my buddy dumbfuck charlie has the worst self esteem