NapVeg

NapVeg, 4 days ago to random

ukranians have perogies
the spanish have empanadas
the chinese have wontons
italians have ravioli

what im trying to say is every culture on earth has their own pillsbury pizza pops

NapVeg, 11 days ago to random

no one has ever typed the words “with all due respect” and meant it

NapVeg, 1 month ago to random

april the 13th be with u

NapVeg, 1 month ago to random

🎵 that’s me in the corner
that’s me on a bad trip
thinking im a pigeon 🎵

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

alina habba is actually just 3 lionel hutzs in a trenchcoat

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

just watched a guy in a jacked up, rollin' coal truck with a "protect the children" flag flying off the back doing 50 in a playground zone

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

new year same piece of shit me

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

wishing everyone a safe and merry 12:31:23 12/31/23

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

me: a fool and his money are soon parted

friend: i think i understand bitcoin now

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

at this point, the only thing keeping me going is the anticipation of excitement i'm going to feel when the clock strikes 12:31:23 on 12/31/23 and even i don't know if that will be enough

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

there is no more useless spam than the monthly email newsletter i don't know how to opt out of from the clinic that did the covid test i got on vacation in costa rica

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

hey guys wish me luck i'm heading out to start my christmas shopping

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

mentally preparing myself for the influx of people who get a fediverse account for christmas

NapVeg, 4 months ago to random

christmas is the christian holiday celebrating a jewish guy's birthday at the pagan solstice

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

imagine telling another human being that u have a favorite band and that they wrote a song that goes i am the walrus goo goo ca choo

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

if die hard is a christmas movie, love actually is a psychological thriller

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

wild goose chase implies the existence of a domesticated goose chase

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

jabbed so many times that i worry i might secretly be a boxer

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

dudes will scream at their girlfriends that they hate talking on their phone and then start a podcast

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

a wise yoga teacher one told me: don’t should all over urself

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

friend: u do yoga? how advanced are u?

me: i have a black belt in savasana

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

[trying to explain the concept of a modem to my godson]

godson: mimes picking up and dialing a telephone "hello? internet? are u there?"

NapVeg, 5 months ago to random

i got that dog in me

(it's a chihuahua and i'm fucken terrified)

NapVeg, 6 months ago to random

🎵 cut my jeans into pieces
i have invented jorts 🎵