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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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"Daddy took me out for walkies today. I was a bit naughty and made him chase me. Rested in my kennel when I got home."

This was a actually a post from an account someone made to toot as their dog. It's alot funnier to read as if it's a sub posting about their dom.

About to make a Venn Diagram.

RickiTarr, to random
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Friendly reminder that all those emo kids are full grown adults now. If you were an emo kid, please tell me if you are still so fabulous.

This is a more Green Day Type Emo, Billy Joe haircut, black with blonde streaks, t-shirt with a tie
Giant black hair cut in a rocker girl shape, thick black eye liner, so many necklaces involving black leather and skulls
Bright long green hair, all the black eyeliner, choker necklace, green and black skull t-shirt

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I was never emo, but I always dated emo boys, which looking back, is kinda hilarious.

I dated this one guy for about 4 months in college, but he was vegan and straight edge and took everything very seriously. I couldn't stop making fun of him whilst eating animals, drinking, and smoking.

Once we had a fight and I paid my kid brother $1 to put a chicken leg in his glove box.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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The restaurant I took the kids to for dinner had CNN on and the headlines were hilarious. I haven't seen tv news in a long time. I learned that former guy is selling Bibles for $59.99 to pay his legal bills, and that truth social apparently had an IPO today and a bunch of dumb white people were buying it at $58 a share.

The clientele of this restaurant were predominantly brown or Asian.. It was an odd thing to be on the TV there.

the_etrain, to random
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Wanna do a line of spice off my sand worm?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain is that what we're calling it these days?

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Dumpling soup is done.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Oof. Looks like I was reasonably well behaved despite the 2 bottles of wine last night. Was afraid I was gonna need to do damage control this morning. Haven't drank that much in a long time.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth always ready to host an alien overlord.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Today's randomness. Was getting an ocular migraine, but then I drank a bottle of wine and it went away.

Wine + dinner= Winner

QueenOfCoffee,
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On my 3rd glass of wine 7 asked "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DRUNK?" This is unfair. I'm still cooking his dinner. The answer might be yes, but really?! I don't think he's allowed to ask that.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I'm out of chilled white. Might do a new castle, de special and open a new bottle and put ice cubes in it.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I mean, you can take the girl out of the castle, but you can't take the castle out of the girl.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain dude. I'm so down. Let's do it.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain i need to get out more. Getting smashed at grottos sounds like just the thing. I'm tired of being upright. It's such a hassle.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain we need to invite @LRRRonEarth so we can fuck shit up afterwards. He's got a laser.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain buy a ticket to my favorite mime cabernet? Dresden Dolls are playing the union transfer on 6/8.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@LRRRonEarth @the_etrain i REALLY want to drink with you guys and do belligerent things.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth whatever. There are space ships. And airplanes. LRR and i are gonna use his catapult to toss people into sheds. Then laser beam shit.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth i have soooo many Stone Balloon stories..

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth mushrooms growing in the bathroom

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth i fucking met George Clinton this way.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth I MET DAVID BYRNE WEARING A SUIT MADE OUT OF GRASS

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth dude is fucking awesome

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth I played with a band called THE OBESE PHAROAHS OF FUNK. their singer, Monica, chose to kiss me as a stage prop cause she knew I wouldn't be offended.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth same dude. Anything used to go.

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