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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I need to find the time to grocery shop at some point today. Or dinner tonight will be like an episode of Chopped.

You've got a can of spam, imitation crab sticks, some suffering-lookin apples, and some green onion. Go.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex actually... I've been making bowls out sushi rice and topping it with the imitation crab, cucumbers, avocado, Sriracha, kewpie, furikake, and crumbled up seaweed. It's like deconstructed sushi.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex the only part you have to cook is the rice, and we always have rice in the rice cooker here. It's the easiest thing ever.

the_etrain, to random
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Watching little league is like watching really drunk people play baseball. One kid fell on his face just running out to play shortstop.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I'm on soccer duty today. Hubs is handling the 2 with baseball games...

My favorite is when a kid falls playing soccer. All of a sudden they are all Merryl Streep writhing on the ground, claiming a dingo ate their baby.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Missed connection.

It was 11:40pm at the Wawa. I was in pink pajama pants and a ratty t-shirt that read 2001 Bowlaganza getting a gallon of milk and a chai tea smoothie. You were in your car burning a roach whilst eating ice cream. Our eyes met for only seconds, but I could tell we both had ceased to give any fucks.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I just got an email to attend an "all hands important company meeting" in 2 hours. Wondering if we are getting the boot.

QueenOfCoffee,
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I kinda doubt it, but it wouldn't shock me if we are being absorbed into some part of our parent company with new management structure

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain eh. It is what it is. I kinda care and kinda don't.

QueenOfCoffee,
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There it is... We're being sold.

QueenOfCoffee,
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Ok. This is fine. I've heard of the company who bought us and they are going to offer retention packages if we'll stay. Sounds like no immediate issues.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@Alice we were just sold 4 years ago... Now sold again. Apparently, no immediate impact to us. The new parent company is not in the US and is market adjacent to what we do... So, they want us to become their US HQ while still offering the applications/services we do now as they are complimentary to their stuff. Could be worse.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7: I heard there is a new cereal
Hubs: oh? What's it called
7: Daddy-o's
Hubs: What's it taste like?
7: I don't know but it's high fat pointed look at hubs

This kid is damn brutal.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I keep telling myself to eat more fruit and veggies, but today I had a mini epiphany. Coffee is totally is a fruit. So, yeah I'm healthy.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7 just found "a really old quarter" and wanted to know if it was the kind with silver in it. It's from 1979...

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm a professional.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Was gonna save this for but I don't feel like waiting.

RickiTarr, to random
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What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I was much like I am now... A rampant extrovert flitting here and there. I was not part of any cliques, but had like 1 real friend in just about every clique. I'd interact with nearly anyone unless I took a dislike to that person, but I'd only truly befriend "my people." I was probably too quirky to be considered popular, but outgoing enough I don't think I was unpopular. TBH I never really cared about that since there was always someone interesting to meet or hangout with.

the_etrain, to random
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My love affair with heat packs continues.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I get you, but prefer ice. I've got 3'x2' ice pack. An ice blankie, if you will. It is one of my prized possessions.

RickiTarr, to random
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What if the weird thoughts I have popping into my head are animals trying to telepathically communicate with me?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr maybe it's like the Tom Robbin's book Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas where the aliens were trying to communicate with us through the stock market?

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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It's done.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain it was delicious. Too bad hubs and 13 are still at his baseball game.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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It's time to grill

HCBunny, to random
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I AM ON A HEALING GODDAMN JOURNEY, DO YOU MIND?!

QueenOfCoffee,
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@HCBunny A healing journey? Does that mean we're going to get some empanadas?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@HCBunny right?! We would do it up Thelma and Louise style, but instead of Brad Pitt we'd share our journey with cheesy Spanish hand pies.

purplepadma, to random
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Just had this message from a friend and I am raging! “Think my running journey is over... Didn't make it2 10k as ran past a man who whistled at me & then stuck his foot out. Couldn't dodge it fast enough so went flying. Not sure I'll have the confidence to go out again
Being a woman feels really hard sometimes... 😔😔” Picture of cut lips and hand.

I have been cat called so many times running, and once a young man slapped my bum from behind and tried to pull me into the bushes, but I think this is worse. Why the fuck is women feeling powerful through running something men feel compelled to try and take away?

Do not “not all men” me

QueenOfCoffee,
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@purplepadma wow... I've never experienced anything like this when running. The worst was being chased by someone's off leash Yorkie. I may have been cat called, but wouldn't know since I have music on when I run. I would have been in jail because I would most likely have punched that guy.

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