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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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RickiTarr, to random
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I love when the world tells older women they are becoming irrelevant and invisible, and they're just like, Good, now I can do what I want, and no one will bother me.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr good ol' Deb or Jen or Pam. It's always a 3 letter name.

RickiTarr, to random
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What if the weird thoughts I have popping into my head are animals trying to telepathically communicate with me?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr maybe it's like the Tom Robbin's book Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas where the aliens were trying to communicate with us through the stock market?

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr Set ground rules for how you are going to argue. The average happy couple has a major dust up weekly and dissatisfied couples do every day. Conflict is normal, but don't make things worse by assuming a disagreement was caused by an inherent character flaw. Don't aggressively argue with an avoidant partner who needs to cool down first. Agree on how you'll disagree with ground rules in place so conflicts get resolved and you can get back to the good parts.

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What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I was much like I am now... A rampant extrovert flitting here and there. I was not part of any cliques, but had like 1 real friend in just about every clique. I'd interact with nearly anyone unless I took a dislike to that person, but I'd only truly befriend "my people." I was probably too quirky to be considered popular, but outgoing enough I don't think I was unpopular. TBH I never really cared about that since there was always someone interesting to meet or hangout with.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain it didn't help that when they started having a tantrum 13 began screaming "A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"

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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I have round biscuit rings... But then you end up throwing away leftover dough so I never use them. 😂

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. That is all.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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FLORIDA! I HAVE A ARRIVED! Hubs, my 3 kids, and I plan to say gay ALOT!

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Is it too late to be a reclusive, crazy, cat lady? Just watched my 10 year old crying and snotting all over the place because I made pasta with penne instead of spaghetti noodles.

Also, my "Days since I've said Fuck in Front of my Kids" counter is back to zero.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Went fish and chips tonight.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Udon soup with soft egg, shiitake, green radish, and green onions.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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RIP Tina Turner, you absolute Goddess.

https://youtu.be/TTfYnRQgKgY

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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If you really think about it... Doesn't it seem kinda bat shit crazy that we have trucks driving through suburban US neighborhoods for the sole purpose of selling soft serve and ice cream novelties to wee people with little disposable income? I mean, this just sounds like an awful enterprise. How do you pitch this business plan?

QueenOfCoffee,
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Also. I thoroughly enjoyed this

the_etrain, to random
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Whataya say we stir up some trouble*?

*cake batter

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LoganFive creates an alt. It only toots about butt stuff

with pinky raised.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Status: the kind of exhaustion where you actually feel hung over

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I will totally use a vegetable peeler to shave oyster mushrooms to look like noodles, and feed them to my kids who literally had no idea. 11 and 7 ate them with spaghetti sauce and just thought they were wide noodles.

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I'm sick today and couldn't decide between chicken noodle soup or curry for lunch so made some unholy amalgamation of the two and it's just everything right now. It's spicy, gingery, chicken-y, coconut-y. All I know is I'm breathing through my nose right now and managed to use up some more of the massive amount of Thai chilis in my fridge.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I keep telling myself to eat more fruit and veggies, but today I had a mini epiphany. Coffee is totally is a fruit. So, yeah I'm healthy.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm at a minor league game that just went into extra innings.

13: ugh, hurry up and finish. I'm tired
Me under my breath that's what she said

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Random stir fry with carrots, onion, green beans, eggplant, and oyster mushroom (that's the noodles looking things) on top of 7 grain rice

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7 is now on Return of the Jedi and is downstairs screaming because he just saw his first ewok and “they are soooo adorable" 🤣

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7 is home sick and watching the star wars trilogy for the first time. He just came up to explain the plot of Empire Strikes Back to me and it was just every thing.

He's just told me:

Darth Vader is really dead or just a brain with a cyborg body. AND Luke's father is dead. And he said LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER. But he can't be Luke's father cause in the last movie his father was dead.

I may or may not explain this to him.

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Two of my boys have gone to friend's houses. The third is about to leave. Really thinking about calling one of hub's buddies so he can go to their house on a play date too, and I can have the house to myself.

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One of my kids is kicking my other kids. This is a teaching moment.

Me: make sure you yell ROADHOUSE when you kick them

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