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Taco_lad

@Taco_lad@aus.social

GothDad. IT type person. small-scale Lightning-Smith. Not straight.
Litmus test of warped humour.
Not as good as I think I am.
Black belt in idiot online. He/him.

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liamvhogan, to random
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LITHGOW MACCAS

Taco_lad,
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@liamvhogan @ThermiteBeGiants shark free zone, offerings made and accepted, so shall it be

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Taco_lad,
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If you elect me, I will tear down the fence preventing Australians from taking their rightful place atop the Australian parliament house. And then I'm going to replace the flag pole with a big dunny.

This is my election promise.

Taco_lad,
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@allrite put one of those stair/chair lifts on the flagpole, and mount the toilet to it?

Taco_lad,
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@allrite im in, but can it be on top of the flag pole so we can launch terminal velocity poos?

Taco_lad,
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@jpm @allrite hahaha I want to see a flagpole sized trebuchet now.

Taco_lad, to Minecraft
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First time I build a nether portal, it opens up directly under a lava flow. If you go through the portal, you die before the nether loads.
It's the death scene that showed me what happened.
Sigh.

Taco_lad, to random
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Clarification of the 2nd amendment to state that the only legal reason to carry arms in public is to resist the authority of the state.

Cop:"why you got a gun? They're illegal"
Citizen : "fuck off pig or I'll shoot you"
Cop:"your gun is legal now , carry on"

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Don't ever learn how email works. Save yourself

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I am so hideously over tired right now.

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anyone had this? dunno what cat tastes like

Taco_lad,
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@decryption lean methodology cat, or cat in lean language?

Taco_lad, to random
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Probably have gastro.
3yr old had it sat.
5yr old yakked tonight.
My guts are cramping something fierce.
Haven't chundered yet, but I wouldn't rule out a technicolour yawn sometime tonight.

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Them : this Sender can't get to us, we keep rejecting the email

Me: this is how SMTP and DMARC work, I read the fucken RFC standards, and they're sending shit that's not compliant.

Them: they want an allow listing

Me: so suddenly their fuck up becomes our security flaw? Fuck off, no.

Them: also we think we should stop abiding by their DMARC policy

Me: why do they set their fucken DMARC policy if it's broken? No. Tell them we don't accept junk bullshit email, and to fix their bin fire.

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Hahahah fuck, I found NTLM in use again after I spent 6 years trying to eradicate it.
Fml

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No. I don't want an SUV.
I want a station wagon.
Something that looks like a car without the mumps.

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Very cross.
Project team interrupted our business comms with a new feature (an entire new quarantine facility) - that they didn't tell anyone about, and hasn't been monitored for months.
I expressed my frustration in a meeting about it, and it was taken as a personal attack.

It's not a personal attack.

It's me being frustrated with the absolute fucking incompetence displayed.

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There was a kilo of cherries next go me less than 20 minutes ago, where have they gone? Who took them?? Come on, own up.

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People: "Why are you still wearing a mask? Nobody else does. "

Me: "I wear it indoors in shared airspace. My partner's second Covid infection crippled them.
I have significant carer duties now for both them and my kids. I can't afford to be crippled in turn."

Covid's not a big deal for most people.
Until it is.

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Tfw your boss shares pictures of the overseas trip you will never be able to take because health concerns take up all your leave

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Watching Microsoft put a Copilot key on a keyboard is giving very 'Samsung Bixby button' vibes, which was almost universally hated and was discontinued after about 3 years.

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Less than 6 months since dad died, and we find out mum is terminal.
Did I accidentally run over a karma fairy or something?

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Ahh yes, thanks Microsoft, I see we should replace junior ITsec positions with the lying machine. Your security solution is Definitely a place to add hallucinations and trust issues
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/business/ai-machine-learning/microsoft-security-copilot

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Boomers: We worked hard to set the world on fire between 1976 and now, we deserve to retire in comfort.

Also Boomers: we will die an ignoble death, forgotten and abandoned in a nursing home deliberately underfunded by the politicians we voted for.

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When did the warthunder forums become a dating site?

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Had to explain to the 5yr old what Gastro is going to be like. They were not pleased

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If you work for any industry that needs to abide by the Australian archives act, your MS Recall database is highly likely to contain Records - which means you can't delete them without a documented life cycle, and they must be kept in a compliant record system with auditing and version control.

Information managers are going to hate this just as much as legal or security.

Would be interested to see an attack chain from a sleeping laptop. E.g. one left in a taxi or in a airport, all the way through to "I now have your MFA registration QR code"

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