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Chrishallbeck, to random
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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

andrewfeeney,
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@Chrishallbeck I think it works the other way around.

foone, to random
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Apparently DoorDash has started filling in missing item descriptions by generating them with AI.

I'm sure this'll not cause ANY problems

andrewfeeney,
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@DoodlestheGreat @pseudonym @foone You might be interested in my new app Rabbon™️ - Whatever you need, wherever you need, whenever you need it, delivered by rabid gibbons.

18+ virtulis, to random
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A guy submits his manuscript to a publisher. The publisher skims over it for a few minutes and says:

The plot certainly has some potential, however your words are rather crude and repetitive. Perhaps you should read more of the classics, see if something inspires you.

The guy is dumbfounded:

I think you misunderstood. I am a writer, not a reader!

(it me, I'm that guy)

andrewfeeney,
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@virtulis A real … er page turner!

janl, to random
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curt, a universal shell networking client with one word error messages.

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 400: BAD

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 404: WHERE?

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 500: US

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 429: CHILL

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 503: LUNCH

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Status 200: K

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Error 401: WHO?

cmconseils, to random French
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The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

andrewfeeney,
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@cmconseils

Another way of saying this is that the name Denmark starts with the first half of the name Sweden. It would be true of any two words for which that is true. Some examples off the top of my head:

Germany and Danger
Medicine and Harmed
Secretary and Parsec

BigBoppa, to HashtagGames
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Putting:
A) ketchup
B) mayonnaise
C) grape jelly
or
D) tuna
on your hot dog.



andrewfeeney,
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@BigBoppa I would probably try one with the lot to be honest.

andrewfeeney, to random
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The worst part about getting into disagreements with @codebyjeff at work is that I can't come here and subtoot about it afterwards.

andrewfeeney,
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@codebyjeff I assume they assumed.

andrewfeeney,
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@codebyjeff Agreed.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

andrewfeeney,
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@BlackAzizAnansi Having to replace my perfectly good MacBook Pro because it's no longer compatible with the latest MacOS.

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