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cmconseils

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

International Social Media Consultant | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

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The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

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It's wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like "Are you sure?"

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Je ne suis pas super actif ici hélas, j'ai davantage d'amis presents sur discord, mais je viens de temps en temps voir ce qu'il se passe. Vous auriez des comptes intéressants à suivre ? ☺️

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@mregisseur Hello, ça dépend ce que tu cherches :)

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“Let me in, there’s a man in the forest”

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If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from video games, not relationships.

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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is exceedingly silly ..” Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was exceedingly silly, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

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Afraid to say Jonathan Yeo’s portrait of the King slaps.

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@alexandra or green, if you are daltonian

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Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

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After 3 sneezes, I'm not blessing you anymore.

You need antihistamines, not blessings.

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It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm.

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Happy

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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

Me: post memes

Therapist: lol tag me

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I couldn't see the aurora borealis :cwy:

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Funny, how that works ain't it.

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Overgrown Nostalgia 🎵
Artist: Pixel Jess

video/mp4

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What it’s like living with a black cat

video/mp4

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WE WANT SEASON 2

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"Eliminate sugar from your diet" how about I eliminate joy from my life too? Maybe I should just grow bitter, sad, shrivel up and die? Perhaps I will enjoy the sweet release of death?

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Happy :perfect: :thinkerguns:

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