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bkm

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I like spagetti.

My hashtags:
#NaughtyElvesAdvent
#DinnerDares80sEdition

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The White House just announced it has approved $7.7 billion of student debt cancellation for 160,500 borrowers

Where’s why that’s bad for Biden…

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@flexghost

Is that bastard keeping his promises and helping people out again? What a motherf....

bkm, to random
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OK Computer is 27 years old.

Leonardo DiCaprio immediately removes the album from his playlist.

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Conservative men need to stop making the rules.

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Generation X

That golden period where one was too young to be a yuppie and too old to be a hipster.

bkm,
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@zalasur

Spotted!

image/gif

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@mentallyalex

That fits pretty well actually.

Side story, I met him at a book signing way back. Signed my book by drawing an outline of his hand. Still have it 🙂

bkm,
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@mentallyalex I didn't grab a beer with him or anything so can only tell by the brief interaction. He seemed pretty down to earth.

bkm, to Bloomscrolling
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Whatever this flower is...

flexghost, to random
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Dramatic pause or was Trump glitching out?

Trump data dump

bkm,
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@flexghost

35 seconds?

Either his teleprompter broke down or he had a change of heart about confessing to his crimes and decided to skip that part of the speech.

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Clematis is blooming!

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Me on a Saturday after a little too much catnip on Friday.
#Caturday

Black cat walking on hind legs while holding on to wall.

flexghost, to random
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MTG is trash.

Full stop.

never argue with a fool, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience — Mark Twain MTG absolutely represents her district.

bkm,
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@flexghost

That's offensive to trash everywhere.

bkm, to random
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I'm in a mood.

bkm, to random
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Accurate.

bkm,
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@emmreef 😅😅

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@saxochem

Seriously dude? Have a sense of humor.

bkm,
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@turbobob @saxochem

I laughed at how little they laughed. 😅

bkm, to random
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Michael Cohen testified that his main media contacts to get positive stories run about Trump were Maggie Haberman, Katy Tur, and Chris Cuomo.

Also,

He gave up on Andrea Mitchell because she kept forgetting or stammering on the stories he gave her. (Probably)

Waitnwallflower, to random
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Apparently Asiatic tiny diamond lilies are the landscape's Golden Corral.
🙄 they were pretty the hot second I had them.

bkm,
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@Waitnwallflower

I lost all my zinnia seedlings. 😔

bkm,
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@Waitnwallflower

What I see when they're eating my weeds vs. What they look like eating my plants.

3 horror flick people dress as scary bunnies.

bkm, to random
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But Biden's so old!

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Why is there even an option to select "Accept All Cookies"? Who are these people?

RickiTarr, to random
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Tapas in most of Spain: Free snacks when you order drinks.

Tapas in the U.S.: $10 Beers, $18 cocktails, $20 for 4 pieces of garlic bread with some tomato on it.

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@RickiTarr

What you get when you order a meal in Jaffa.

(And they refill when empty)

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Ya don’t say

Comrade Karen asking for “humanitarian aid” to be delivered to her campus encampment and the internet slacktivist lose their minds in solidarity

“Hell no I won’t vote for genocide Joe!”

I’m not going to lose more of my rights because of some unserious deadbrain chants

The amount of overnight experts and mouth breather rage really opened my eyes to how little people care to know about something before having a LOUD opinion

‎الجهل هو الخصم الأساسي

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@flexghost

Hate to admit I saw the interview with that "activist" and thought it was real.

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Anyone that ever got mind-f*cked by Trump had a dead worm in their brain.

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@maxleibman

I doubt you'd get in trouble now. It's a free for all.

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