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coriander

@coriander@elekk.xyz

It's Coriander! I've been on the fediverse since the summer of 2017 but my home instance shut down so now I live here. I'm a linguist by education, a welder by trade, and a pain in the ass by nature. I'm in my 30s, I'm a Communist, and I love you.

Profile is locked but if we run in mostly the same circles I will probably accept your follow req. If not, maybe hold off unless we've talked a couple times? Or at the VERY least shoot me a DM when you send your request and let me know what's good.

No fascists, no bigots, no racists. This is not the tolerant Left.

Don't forget my alts!
https://allpro.social/@SportsGoblin
https://linernotes.club/@SongsGoblin

"Coriander is friend-shaped" ~ LilyVers
"for fucks sake coriander," ~ Lyrian
"this pun is so good my only option is to cause you pain." ~ Narilka
"hey coriander why is your header shampoo" ~ Mika
"i'm so mad that this is funny" ~ flamecatte
Officially Endorsed by violet cybrespace

RIP cybre.space

Avi by https://nitecrew.rip/@extinct
Header by https://elekk.xyz/@Hamasuta

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coriander, to random
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Why does the fact that boomers invented participation trophies because they didn't want THEIR kids not to get an award not get brought up more?

Like they use it against us now but it was literally their idea in the first fuckin place

coriander, to random
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This fucking AI bubble needs to burst immediately

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we live in a simulation

coriander,
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@angiebaby Okay but specifically what he was ruling was that the restaurant could open following local zoning laws that had been put in place to restrict fast food

It's a good ruling, it just happens to have the silliest possible headline summary =P

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Good god...

coriander, to random
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"Unskilled labour" used to mean "Not in a trade" and while even then the term was misleading, it did at least provide a useful way to distinguish two different forms of labour

Nowadays, however, it literally is just applied to anything and everything that the ruling class wants in order to justify poverty-level wages

Unskilled labour doesn't fucking exist

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Actually horny jail has been shown to be a cruel and ineffective means of attempting to combat a perceived issue, I believe in horny restorative justice

coriander, to random
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Last night at the metal show I legitimately saw someone recording on a 3DS

coriander, to random
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coriander, to random
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I just realized, I've fully acclimated to Berenstain Bears, I've gone native in the alternate timeline

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coriander, to random
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I think this is still my favourite feywads

https://www.feywads.com/?series=&comic=21

coriander,
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Tho this one gives it a run for its money

coriander,
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Anyway go read feywads, we all love @heatherhorns

coriander, to random
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AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ELBOW JOHNSON????

coriander, to random
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Part of me wants to like actually try to dive into what the movie was trying to say with its land-rights plot and old timey racist violence aesthetics and shit but I'm gonna be honest I couldn't even understaand what was being said half the time and the half I could understand made no sense

coriander,
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I kept joking about the lynching not actually being racially-motivated, but then at the end of the movie all the land gets sold anyway, so it WAS just racism I guess??

Like I genuinely thought that was in interesting choice to deliberately invoke those aesthetics in a dispute over land but I guess that's not what the movie was doing

coriander,
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The whole thing about nostalgia blinding us to the possibilities of the future and realities of the present IS really interesting to explore in the concept of "old mining town outside Reno just LARPs the Wild West all day every day" but genuinely I don't know what they were DOING with any of it

coriander,
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"Coriander why aren't you talking about the monster at all?"

The monster was a non-factor in whatever allegory the movie was trying to communicate and you know it

coriander, to random
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BWELELELELELELELELELELELE

coriander, to random
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There is an old Zealand, btw

It's in the Netherlands

And it spelled Zeeland

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There's a monster under my bed and her name is Mozi

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coriander,
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@riley I can't tell if this take is really good or really bad, what's the context here?

coriander, to random
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I never talk about my Le Chat Noir poster that is an Umbreon

I think that's a mistake, it is very cool to have a Le Chat Noir poster that is an Umbreon

coriander, to random
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I think everyone should love Pokemon

coriander, to random
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Please, Nintendo, I literally just want a boring old-style Zelda game again, I don't need whatever idiotic new gimmick you think I need, just give me a Twilight Princess style world and real dungeons

coriander,
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@trixter Pokemon is in its own weird state where like

Literally JUST releasing the same game over and over was getting boring

But also their way of trying to innovate the series is somehow just as bad and formulaic

I think the answer there is that Game Freak needs to let their devs fuckin go home and see their families tbh

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