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designatednerd, to random
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The UK elections being on the 4th of July will be extra entertaining for Americans. Especially Americans who have any clue who Count Binface is. https://mastodon.world/@CountBinface/112485661600596055

twostraws,
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@designatednerd Surely as the world's pre-eminent politician, everyone knows who Count Binface is.

designatednerd,
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@twostraws I mean if they don't, they very much should.

designatednerd, to random
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Successfully:

  1. Drove a car for three days on the opposite side of the road as I’m used to without getting in any accidents or blowing a tire running into a curb like I did in Scotland.
  2. Walked along the cliffs of Dover without falling off them.
RobW,
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@designatednerd Impressive in this weather.

StewartLynch,
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@designatednerd We once did a house exchange in Scotland for a month and exchanged cars as well. In the end, I had to leave money for hubcaps because I hit the curb on some of those narrow roads so many time, I lost the them somewhere.

designatednerd, to random
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I’ve been to London a lot since I first came in the late 90s, and I always walk around for miles and miles.

This is the first time I’ve ever felt like I’m in any danger of getting a suntan.

jeffwatkins,
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@twostraws @designatednerd We’re here until Thursday morning.

twostraws,
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@jeffwatkins @designatednerd Let me know if you’d like to meet for coffee or similar 🙂

designatednerd, to random
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I just attempted to take a drink out of a yogurt container full of ethernet cable plugs, if you're wondering how my morning is going.

RobW,
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@designatednerd I hear drinking Ethernet is the new alternative to injecting 5g.

designatednerd, to random
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As someone who has lived next to two golden retrievers for the last nine months, I can tell you this take from @caseynewton is spot on.

designatednerd, to random
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Researching things to do in Southern England while I'm there, and I was very confused to see a bunch of recommendations for Leeds Castle.

Well, it appears someone has stolen Leeds Castle and moved it 250 miles south of Leeds.

icanzilb,
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@designatednerd sounds like the British museum doing 🥁

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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There is always at least one song that is clearly just an excuse for the production crew to go absolutely bonkers with the fire effect, and this year it is brought to you by Georgia.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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The crocheted white balaclavas on the Croatian band are the perfect kind of weird costumes for this song

designatednerd,
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Rim Tim Tagi Dim is a great song but Baby Lasagna is the stupidest singer/band name I have heard in quite a while

ochaos,
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@designatednerd I know he's obviously an Adult Lasagna.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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One of the interesting things is that whoever wins Eurovision has to host it the following year, which is expensive. So there are a few places that send people who are good, but just a little too basic to win (Hi, Cyprus!)

anderseknert,
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@designatednerd Yeah, on Swedish television earlier tonight they even said that many involved in organizing Eurovision here were relieved about us not having a winner song this year, because hosting it again would be too expensive 😅

RobW,
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@designatednerd This was always the joke about Ireland that they were trying so hard not to keep winning because they couldn’t afford to host. There was an excellent Father Ted episode with this storyline.
Last year BBC budgets were cut drastically everywhere because of the cost of hosting Eurovision.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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The tinfoil diaper is an…interesting choice for the Greek entry.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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After the incredible staging and general insanity of Ireland's entry, Latvia's ballad with with a relatively minimalist vibe is suffering in comparison.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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Ireland really going for the Goth vote with this year's entry

designatednerd,
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OMG if Ireland wins, the American right-wing conservative christian freakout about all the satanic imagery in this is going to be fucking hysterical

RobW,
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@designatednerd I understand there’s already been quite a freak out amongst the Irish religious nut jobs.

designatednerd, to Eurovision
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I love that both hosts are fluent in both English and French and literally nobody is surprised. Last year Hannah Waddingham breaking out in French caused a near-orgasm in the audience

RobW,
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@designatednerd That’s because Hannah is English and no one expects her to have bothered to learn another language. The rest of us don’t.

designatednerd, to random
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Hello my name is senior dev, my pronouns are it/depends

mjgardner,

@designatednerd @gwadej Mine are (pick two): fast, good, cheap

designatednerd, to random
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This is a great talk, with some really helpful concepts to give you new ways to try to get a grip on time. https://iosdev.space/@DeepDishSwift/112321364837262083

jsq,
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@designatednerd @DeepDishSwift time is a construct. can’t fool me.

designatednerd,
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@jsq @DeepDishSwift the real problem is that time is many different constructs simultaneously, and trying to align all those constructs is an absolute fucking nightmare

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