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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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Here’s a real humdinger for you!

A bee flies into a bell.

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Hashtag:
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject:
Submission: The Power of Love
By: Huey Lewis & The News
Submitted by: @dgar
Song Link: https://song.link/i/725785116
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112532804954265733

I’m a sucker for a classic rock song.

“You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love“

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Yes, a US President can be sworn in from behind bars.

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@madjo 🤭

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My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.

I prefer custard.

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@Kahte 🤭🫶

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Clown divorces almost always end in a custardy battle.

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@mlazz 😁

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Those here for yodelling lessons, please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

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@MineMcG 😏

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I learned how to make desserts at Sundae School.

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@darthdzl 😂

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Cows have hooves because they lactose.

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@mjf_pro 😁

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@darthdzl 😁

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No one really knows what she said.

She was in an airlock.

Airlock
~

https://song.link/i/1725622589

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@darthdzl 🤦

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I'm sure the artists will be delighted...
https://mstdn.social/@TechCrunch/112528987005441918
TechCrunch@mstdn.social - Exactly.ai secures $4M to help artists use AI to scale up their output https://tcrn.ch/4bBiU9a

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@Peternimmo 😂

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Here’s one I prepared earlier!

Little Black Hatchback
~ Dgar

https://song.link/i/1735204926

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@geonz
It’s delight.

https://aus.social/@dgar/112258710414986695

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@geonz
✌️😁🤘
It’s definitely my little nod to Starland Vocal Band.

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FYI: "Toe the line"

The idiom is toe the line, not tow the line.

The phrase derives from track-and-field events in which athletes are required to place a foot on a starting line and wait for the signal to go. Race officials used to shout “Toe the line!” where now they shout “On your marks!”

Since entering the language, the idiom has developed to mean do what is expected or act according to someone else’s rules or expectations.

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@msdropbear42 😏

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Microsoft ad showing someone praising CoPilot AI and how it helped them to turn on “Dark Mode” in Windows 11.

I feel this says more about the awful UI, than the cleverness of the AI.

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@bencurthoys
I agree that AI has legitimate uses across a number of fields. From finding pictures that contain dogs in your photos app, to analysing the massive amounts of data from our space telescopes, to protein folding, to material science, to explaining what a piece of code does…. it’s a thing we can make computers do now, another tool in the toolbox.

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