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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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@dgar how's it going?

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@kannie479 2am and zzzz…🥱😴💤

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Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You Can’t Touch This”.

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@Soldusty 😊

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For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

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@SonofPearl 😁

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@Crowjane 😊

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@laimis 😊

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@im
It’s an old joke.

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If anyone knew what they do at the RBA, it’d be on fire.
#Auspol

https://youtu.be/DNxXRigHri4

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I introduced my friend to my hammer, my chisel, and my saw.

He knows the drill.

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@MorpheusB 😁

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Saw a carpenter arguing with the cook.

They were going at it hammer and tongs.

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@DavidGoldfield 🤣😂

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@carowe 🤷

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Fun fact*: The word sugar is the only word in the English language where “su” makes a “sh” sound.

*I’m sure there’s no issue with that.

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@MonarchMommy 😊

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@hanselot 😂

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Rick Astley is happy to lend you any movie from his collection.

Except that one Pixar animation.

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@Dinkenfunkle
The Astley Paradox.

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@amorphisbear 😁

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@johndbro1 😏

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Life too heavy? Need some levity? Follow @adhdeanasl @cosmicallyf @dgar

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@cosmicallyf @redrummy @adhdeanasl
Yay!
☝️😊✌️

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I try to make fancy, posh breads, but they always come out the same.

I’m stuck with the status dough.

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@wherephysicswentwrong 😏

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Y’all be sure to listen to at least one Dgar song today, okay?
☝️😅🤘

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/artist/dgar/1534169037

YouTube Topic: https://youtube.com/channel/UCODHoyCwEoGged7UU0FSjKg

YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@JonDgar

Tidal: https://tidal.com/artist/21571623

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/rD9kbQYQBeFg2rbG9

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0oeCPGv32IomKqc7zB6u36

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@synlogic
Thanks so much for listening!!🫶
So glad you enjoy them!
☝️😊🤘

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