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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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mathi_gwithyas, to random
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So there’s this guy in the nursing home where my future MIL lives, and he’s a bit old & physically frail but his mind is still completely with it, unlike most of the people there so perhaps in part because of that he’s just really lonely and bored. Anyway he wanders the home workshopping and telling dad jokes to anyone who’ll listen (I do appreciate a good dad joke). Today I told him this joke from @dgar, to return the favour, and it just made his day.

So thanks, @dgar

https://aus.social/@dgar/112459593596367975

dgar,
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@mathi_gwithyas
✌️😊👍

dgar, to random
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The existence of Norway implies...

keefmarshall, to random
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Belated warning to anyone who has no interest in - you should probably mute me for the next 7-8 days or so.

You have probably already figured that out though.

(But hey, why wouldn't anyone be excited about !!)

dgar,
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@keefmarshall
I’m sure everyone is glad to be constantly “informed” 🤭

dgar, to random
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Three interesting hashtags I follow.

1:
2:
3:
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dgar, (edited ) to random
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It’s less than six hours until
.

dgar,
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Four hours to go…. Weeee!!

dgar,
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@Kahte 🤗

dgar,
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Three hours!! Let’s gooo!!

dgar,
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An hour and a half to go… but…

https://fedivision.party

dgar,
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Less than an hour till kicks off!!
🤘😆🤘

https://fedivision.party

dgar,
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30 minutes to go!!
Squeee like @Bwee!!!

https://fedivision.party

dgar, to random
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I'm retired.

I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

dgar,
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@1link 🤗

dgar, to random
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
to reveal today's one-liner!

dgar,
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@skyfire747
TODAY’S ONE-LINER

dgar,
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@elala 😂🤣

dgar,
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@Webwasp 😂🤣

dgar, to random
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A comb can be a great parting gift.

herr_irrtum, to random

I hope I understand this right -but to me it looks like voting for the will work by following this bot:

Voting will start Tomorrow at 1:00pm UTC (that should be 3:00PM here in Berlin).

More info at the fedivision2024 web page:

What I'm totally nervous about right now: Some musicians already publishing their voting code. How the hell did they get that?!
I didn't get anything :(

dgar,
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dgar, to random
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likes watching the sun come up before going to sleep.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Less than 24hrs to go before Fedivision 2024 kicks off!!

So many amazing and talented artists submitting 72 Original songs written specially for Fedivision and we are less than 24 hours away from hearing those submissions and voting for your favourites!

Each entrant was asked to provide a fictional faction to represent in the Fedivision Song Contest. Each of these factions has a four-letter code associated with it which will be your voting code. For example, my fictional faction is Dizzy Corp. and the four letter code is DIZZ.

Everyone who holds a Fediverse account is eligible to vote for three contestants. A full list of Factions represented, along with their four-letter codes is in the thread below.

Voting will be handled by the Fedivision Vote Bot (@vote) and instructions for how to vote are outlined on the profile page of the Vote Bot.

Be sure to follow the and hashtags, and follow the Fedivision @announce channel for updates!

dgar,
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Here is the official URL for:
“How does voting for Fedivision work?”

https://fedivision.party/vote/

dgar,
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@Dodo_sipping
You can do both! Everyone gets three votes!! More info on the official Fedivision site: https://fedivision.party/vote/

dgar,
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@strykeroz Thank you, that has now been corrected. The correct code is HEJT.

dgar,
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@ralf I trust you are not disappointed? 😂🤣

dgar, to random
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Due to brexit related supply issues and heavy budget cuts, funding for the royal portrait can only supply the artist with a single colour.

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