excuse_haver

excuse_haver, 12 days ago to random

The New York-Dublin portal is cool but I think our side should have been placed somewhere else like Jacksonville, FL or the Bass Pro Shop Megazord Pyramid.

excuse_haver, 28 days ago to random

Of all the bellwethers throughout history, “arresting student protesters” is unmatched in identifying the right side of history. Literally undefeated.

excuse_haver, 29 days ago to random

met a millennial the other day who “didn’t do computers” and at first I was annoyed at the audacity and then I realized that there truly are some geniuses left in the world.

excuse_haver, 1 month ago to random

Rabid fanbase composed mostly of edge case humans, immense catalogue of endlessly remixable content, infinite merch. folks, Donald Trump is a jam band.

excuse_haver, 2 months ago to random

Happy leap day to those who celebrate.

excuse_haver, 4 months ago to random

Ron desantis showing up for work today 3 inches shorter and daring anyone to say something

excuse_haver, 4 months ago to random

I’m the VP of bolts at Boeing and let me tell you this is just a great learning experience.

excuse_haver, 5 months ago to random

Some of the,
absolute,
top tier apes

excuse_haver, 5 months ago to random

Ok legacy news, you can stop saying “X, formerly Twitter”, just call it the horrible egg swamp

excuse_haver, 6 months ago to random

Gold hammers or gtfo. no one wants silver bro. inferior metal.

Maxwell:

excuse_haver, 7 months ago to random

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to explain to someone who was demanding to know “what’s so funny” after you thought of something funny. I just had to say “Harry Poppins” out loud.

jackdaw_ruiz, 7 months ago to random

the hagiography that kicks once political figures die has got to stop.

we can't pretend everyone who served in public office was a trailblazer that navigated all challenges with deft pragmatism and moral clarity. sometimes people take their cumulative life's work and forcefully wedge it directly into the gears of progress.

it's not about being edgy, transgressive, or hyperbolic. it's about being enough of An Adult to cheer "rest in piss" when someone awful unburdens us from their shitty life.

excuse_haver, 9 months ago to random

Just finished Jurassic park the book and omg it is bad. I had no idea. Had to power skim the final 50 pages. Are all his books that bad?

excuse_haver, 10 months ago to random

Need a new conspiracy, there’s nothing good recently. JFK Jr stuff is old and tired. Covid stuff is boring. Need a new shadow government or like whole guy to be fake. Someone you know of but who’s been real quiet.

nixCraft, 10 months ago to random

IT folks be like 👇😂

excuse_haver, 10 months ago to random

When it comes to techno-dystopian despair triggers, nothing hits quite like “Please listen closely as our menu options have changed”

excuse_haver, 11 months ago to random

The titanic absorbing the wreckage of the submarine to gain new technologies like the Borg but instantly crashing when it tries to assimilate the logitech controller.

excuse_haver, 11 months ago to random

Guy who’s personality is entirely about knowing the difference between cement and concrete: This is actually concrete

excuse_haver, 11 months ago to random

Everyone remember to hit the checkpoint this afternoon so you can start the holiday weekend over again if you mess it up.

excuse_haver, 1 year ago to random

In light of the pokemon card scandal I’m going to open 5 packs of decision ‘92 to defend the honor of trading cards. Looking for Schwartzkopfs and racism.