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fahrni

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe

Husband. Father. Grandfather. iOS by day at WillowTree Apps. iOS and Mac by night as Hayseed.

Super boring. I like good coffee, beer, American Football, and NASCAR. Californian by birth, moved to Virginia in 2019.

Always questioning life and trying mightily to learn new things everyday. I also dig coding and blogging.

Hayseed is my indie venture I wish I could do full time.

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fahrni, to random
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@ashur and @emicab are so damned talented!

What a gorgeous website! 😍 https://xoxo.zone/@andybaio/112480953468784477

fahrni, to random
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iPad Sucks Eggs 🥚: https://rob.crabapples.net/2024/05/21/ipad-sucks-eggs.html

mark, to random
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Neighborhood snake crossing. 🐍

Video shot with my iPhone of a snake crossing a sidewalk in to the grass one afternoon while we were walking our dog.

fahrni,
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@mark Dude! Is that a Copperhead? Those suckers are really aggressive. Don’t get too close.

fahrni,
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@mark My daughter came face-to-face with a Copperhead while they were moving a couple weeks back. It struck out right away but luckily it didn’t get her. I’m not afraid of most snakes but Copperheads scare the crap out of me.

That_One_Guy, to random
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The cicadas have started to mass. 😱

Twe tree trunks covered in cicadas with some green grass and a block retaining wall in the background.

fahrni,
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude WOW! I haven’t seen a single one here in Charlottesville yet.

fahrni,
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude That’s wild. I haven’t even heard one yet, but they’re coming.

I noticed a couple fireflies last night. Love this time of year.

fahrni, to random
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A friend sent this to me. It’s kind of a perfect fit for me given my love of creating SDK’s and API’s for others to use.

The only downside to this job is the location: San Francisco. I just don’t want to move. Of course I’m getting ahead of myself, but it’s what I do. 🤣

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Anon/e69d2ee2-185e-4522-a314-d27d6c4412df

fahrni,
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@joshua Oh, yeah, I couldn’t afford to live there. It’s a great area, especially San Francisco, but unattainable for me.

I grew up in California’s San Joaquin Valley and we lived there until moving to Virginia in 2019. I don’t think we could affort the cost of that area now. 🫤

fahrni, to random
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I know we just got a camper but this is my ultimate goal. To be on the road full time in one of these.

https://www.gadgetguru.com/vintage-flxible-starliner/

RebeccaSlatkin, to random
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please tell me the bubbles phase is 18 years

fahrni,
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@RebeccaSlatkin Great looking kid there, Mom. 😃

Today bubbles, tomorrow who knows what! It's ever changing.

fahrni, to random
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@paul Is Ivory still 100% Objective-C or have y’all dipped into Swift? Thanks!

fahrni, to random
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Well, this poll is clearly unacceptable.

I picked Weed. I love that Music was 0%, but Football at 77%?

Adventure Time GIF

fahrni,
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@woolie 😳

fahrni,
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@woolie Yes, the hand-egg variety.

PierParty, to photography
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I took this photo because the clouds looked so cool. Notice the bird feeder in the distance.

fahrni,
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@PierParty @kotaro That’s gorgeous! 😍

fahrni, to random
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This is embarrassing. https://progressivecafe.social/@MariaHill/112463044323589163

fahrni, to random
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This just can’t be right! The MAGA GOP is all about Godliness!

It’s not like their Presidential nominee is out shtupping porn stars or… oh, uh, never mind. 😳 https://mstdn.social/

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And so it begins. Server set up and running. Deploys are working... now I just gotta actually start with some useful stuff 😋

fahrni,
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@vincentritter Is this gonna be the web version of my iOS Feed Reader?

Displayed as a single timeline, no read/unread counts, no services, just plain old RSS feeds.

fahrni, to random
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All terrorist organizations need to go; Hamas, ISIS, the GOP.

The list goes on. https://press.coop/@NPR/112468527693758642

erinc, to iPad
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I just returned my iPad Pro M4. #iPad is not a computer.

Here are some of the things I couldn’t do:

  • No custom app launcher like Alfred or Raycast
  • No local development
  • Inconsistent or non-existent keyboard shortcuts
  • No multiple audio streams
  • No browser extensions for Chrome/Brave
  • No granular firewall apps like Little Snitch
  • Can’t connect to my hardware crypto wallet
  • Can’t export/backup my #Protonmail
  • Can’t use #Logseq plugins
  • Can’t backup (via Arc). iCloud is not backup.
fahrni,
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@erinc I count 10 items on your list. How big was the list before getting the updated iPad? Did it shrink or is it the same?

fahrni,
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@erinc Sadly, of your remaining list I can’t see them doing any of them.

sexybenfranklin, to random
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Computer, zoom in

fahrni,
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@sexybenfranklin BUNNY! 🐇

sundogplanets, to random
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I am talking o a reporter about this in a couple hours: https://regina.ctvnews.ca/from-outer-space-sask-farmers-baffled-after-discovering-strange-wreckage-in-field-1.6880353

This is about an hour away from my farm, so this'll be a fun conversation, and yet another great opportunity to tell a lot of people about what a huge problem we have with unregulated commercialization of orbit. (Also I just redid my slides for my public talk next week, this is going in!)

fahrni,
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@sundogplanets Wait, you saw the Canadian farmer’s UFO thing he found in his field?! What is it?

fahrni,
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@sundogplanets OH NIFTY!

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What I’d like from today’s Apple iPad event:

  • Camera on the long side of the iPad (where it belongs)
  • Longer battery life
  • Faster processor (duh)
  • To not have Sherlocked 🙏
fahrni,
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@gedeonm Yes! You had to spend a lot of money to get it! 😂

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