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feld, to random
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feld, to random
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You can tell when an Asian couple is American because they'll have cute shirts like "keep on keepin' on" and "visualize world peace" instead of something like "Eat Pray Fuck"

feld, to random
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All these signs at Gatorland are hilarious

jspath55,
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@feld From the archives - Gatorland in 2012.
"Called a Leather Fern, largest in Florida"

feld,
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@idiot Whoever writes the copy for their signage deserves a raise. It's worth the price of admission just for that

feld, to random
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Only 7 of these in the world (albino but blue eyes -- referred to as Leucistic)

Of course it was an oil company tearing apart the swamp in Louisiana that found them

feld, to random
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So tired of fake car safety activists screaming about how touch screens are inherently dangerous when they don't spend any time experiencing what it's like to switch between car manufacturers because they live in a world where they e.g., only buy Fords so nothing ever changes in their view and everything is familiar

I'm on a vacation and my mother in law who has been driving for 40 years can't figure out how to get her Nissan into Reverse because they made the shifter bizarrely complicated for no good reason at all

I'm driving this piece of shit to pick up some necessities and nearly getting killed because there's a million buttons and lights everywhere unlabeled, all the steering wheel controls -- of which there are far too many to be safe -- are in a completely different layout than every other car I've driven.

This shit complete lunacy. The problem isn't touch screens, it's familiarity. If you want cars to be safe you need to mandate a standard layout of all buttons and controls in every car. Zero deviation. Every car should be identical.

Give me back my Tesla, a car that's actually safe to drive and has as minimal of an interior as possible

a32,
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@feld I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in cars.

Layout -to me- is an orthogonal issue.

feld,
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@a32 I've never needed to dig into menus to change something important while the vehicle is moving. Voice controls generally work fine for those cases when other creature comforts are needed. Hell, my wife can change things from her phone if she was in the back seat

Cruise, wipers, lights, signals are all physical.

I think people are disillusioned into thinking you can't turn on your headlights without going into a menu or something

feld, to random
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Brother in law: liberals aren't gonna make ME eat fuckin bugs

Brother in law at the jerky store: dude they have spicy crickets and scorpions here you gotta try them!!!!

chillanarchist01,
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@feld well, at least he's not being forced.

feld,
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he really ate them :shrug:

feld, to random
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The Federal Reserve has not been able to keep track of how many dollars exist since 1982

sun,
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@feld how

feld,
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@sun Treasury Repo and Eurodollars are beyond their ability to oversee and audit

For EuroDollars: this is when European banks that have access to a ton of USD give out loans/credit in USD but don't have to follow American laws on banking reserves, etc. They are printing money without oversight, essentially.

feld, to random
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This is what the future of "fruit" will be and I want to cry

feld,
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> free from top 12 allergens

Which ones???!? The packaging won't tell you

feld, to random
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Ahh yes, triple the tariffs on Chinese steel and crank the tariffs on Chinese cars to 100%. Continue to punish hardworking Americans by making them pay exorbitant prices for American-made goods instead of giving them access to a free market. Make sure the working class pumps as much of their income as possible back into American billionaire bank accounts instead of Chinese billionaire bank accounts.

Live paycheck to paycheck. Eat bugs. Suffer. For America. :911:

Don't let the Chinese win. It's better to be poor and American than middle class and China benefitted.

Don't forget to vote for the lizard this November.

feld,
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@NonPlayableClown You know what the first wave will be? Container ships right off the coast. Full of drones with low yield bombs. We will not be able to intercept them.

NonPlayableClown,
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Meanwhile with chip manufacturing done mostly in China, they'll probably active the kill swtich and ruin circuits.

Fun fact one of my research projects was tracking hardware torjans using a buffer oscillator.

feld, to random
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THEYRE RUINING EVERYTHING

Oh wait it's Nintendo that's not real gaming anyway right guys ?

feld, to random
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On vacation this weekend

feld, to random
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Supreme Court: There's No 'Time Limit' on Copyright Infringement Claims * TorrentFreak https://torrentfreak.com/supreme-court-theres-no-time-limit-on-copyright-infringement-claims-240510/

They just made copyright worse

adiz,

@feld Copyright needs to be abolished.

feld, to random
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Not even gonna read the article because if he was alive they'd have said so

feld,
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Korea saying "hey we think these are his bones" is not interesting, this kind of thing happens all the time

feld, to random
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Your yearbook photo vs my yearbook photo

we are not the same

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feld, to random
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Be on the lookout for your kids doing "jenkem"

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