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glencoe

@glencoe@jorts.horse

Scottish, Leftist, Non-binary Queer.

Absolute and unwavering solidarity with the Palestinian people against Israeli apartheid.

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cat monchin on cronchies from the perspective of an extreme fisheye lens placed in the cronchies so the cat's face gets wildly distorted when they move towards it

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cat chewing on something crunchy overlaid on an image of a gemstone vending machine upon which is written "Warning!!!! these are not sweet they are gemstones please insert $2 coin"

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I wish phones had this sort of tech instead of the glass/plastic hate rectangle.

mechanical calculating machine

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person rolls a 1 on a d20, then tries to pour some water, the spout of their sink disconnects entirely followed by a vertical jet of water.

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going on a macroplastic diet.
starting with this vintage K67 kiosk.

gotta get my macrobiome in balance.

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person putting on a unicorn mask backwards, then doing a sort of flat body crab walk skittering move backwards while trying to pop 3 ballons on the wall near them

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a person dragging a layer on a drawing of a weird man turtle, the layer contains the head and a very very long neck which they drag up so far and then the head pops up on another person across the room's laptop from the bottom of the screen, scaring them.

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No one tells you this but if you boop the toe beans on a cat in the correct order you can reach the International Cat Switchboard.

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dog walks in through a magnetic door screen/curtain, cat inside looks back at the camera briefly before leaping through it awkwardly with all 4 legs out text: My cat always makes the most dramatic exit...

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People who can't ice skate at the edge of the rink like:

cat walking on hind legs with front legs up on a ledge, looking like a very awkward human walk motion.

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God forbid women do anything :eyeroll:

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burglar in australia caught doing a yoga routine in the car park on CCTV before stealing an ipad and some almond croissants

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Another little known fact about non-binary people, we digest those lil DO NOT EAT packets in packages, like it's nothing to us, easy in fact.

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the best allies are always the ones who get mad if you don't show them enough gratitude

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@waitworry I love them so much I'd love them to come to my vault and try this rare Amontillado, as a mark of my gratitude. 🍷​🧱​

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>hear that it's a new moon
>check
>it's the same fucken moon as before 😩​

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Ed Harris, The Apyss (1989)

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When they ask if I'm into salsa.

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video/mp4

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Just heard that women have gone international now? 😮​

Damn, nuff respect on this day.

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Maytree is the name of the group doing sonic music acapella

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the most terrifying nine words in the english language are "which you were probably saving for breakfast / forgive me"

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@sluttymayo "We need to talk about the peaches you ate 😡​"

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gotta get me some of that 'furious jumping' :1000:​ :piss:​

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