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glencoe

@glencoe@jorts.horse

Scottish, Leftist, Non-binary Queer.

Absolute and unwavering solidarity with the Palestinian people against Israeli apartheid.

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sluttymayo, to random
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the most terrifying nine words in the english language are "which you were probably saving for breakfast / forgive me"

glencoe,
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@sluttymayo "We need to talk about the peaches you ate 😡​"

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gotta get me some of that 'furious jumping' :1000:​ :piss:​

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guy loses control of pressure washer at carwash, ends up wrestling with it.

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Pero, desafortunadamente, vivimos en una sociedad

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big shout out to ə

Real team player when the vibe is giving me a sound to make when I put my hand in mystery wet, or spicing up Mark E Smith verses

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glencoe,
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@JenYetAgain

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Setting up two shredders and putting opposite ends of a stack of continuous stationery paper into them, and having them reenact the Lady & The Tramp spaghetti scene.

glencoe, to random
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THE COUNCIL HAS ADJUDICATED.

NO CUNT WAS SERVED WHEN SERVING CUNT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT.

THE SENTENCE IS DEATH.

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follow me for more recipes

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cat paw scratching up through cable grommet in a desk, knocks the cap out then grabs a glass of juice, spilling it everywhere

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video/mp4

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at least one dude out there has already developed a fetish for ai generated girls

if they're weird and fucked up looking that just turns him on more

glencoe,
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@waitworry paying sex workers to wear fake extra fingers and mouthguards that look like 73 teeth on each row.

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He's right to say it!

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"ghosts are in space because where the earth/our galaxy/the local group was when they lived and died has changed due to the rotation of our local group, the rotation of the milky way and the movement of the planets. This is actually what UAP/UFOs are" - me blowing the traffic cop's mind instead of doing the alphabet backwards and all that easy shit.

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I should call her

person pushing a piston into a hydraulic unit of some kind, oil is squirting out with every push and pull

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fucked up that Robin the frog's entire thing is that he's so small he goes unnoticed, but that also echoes in real life in that hardly anyone ever remembers him VS his uncle Kermit.

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