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horrowfide, to random
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One toilet.

stavvers,
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@horrowfide @floppyplopper @passenger @alex unlucky for some, let's take this up to FOURTEEN TOILETS

passenger,

@stavvers @horrowfide @floppyplopper @alex

Fifteen toilets!

(The highest prime number known to engineers.)

horrowfide, to random
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never forget.

horrowfide,
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@fzer0 @redrummy
He's a tech reporter guy and it's a good thing he doesn't like this website because he's a prick.

jake4480,
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@horrowfide not having Shatner here is one of this place's biggest perks

horrowfide, to random
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i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

Spiricom,
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@horrowfide There seems to be a problem here. Let me try another way.

video/mp4

Spiricom,
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@horrowfide If it does not work this time, the censor is active.

video/mp4

horrowfide, to random
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Is Harry Potter's name Harold Potter on his birth certificate..?

horrowfide,
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Harold Potter and the Magical Minge.

horrowfide,
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Harold Potter and the Disappointing Wetherspoons Breakfast.

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

fifeplaguedoc,

@horrowfide Wait, it grew back?

fifeplaguedoc,

@horrowfide This you?

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide,
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it'll grow back...

horrowfide,
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roaming north america and trying to find my dick that i farted off...

horrowfide, to science
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what's the most arses you can possibly imagine? i think it's impossible for even the greatest human mind to imagine more than 1,344 arses.

quixoticgeek,
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@horrowfide I can imagine 650. I just picture the house of commons...

stavvers,
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@horrowfide I was once in an old Roman amphitheatre, sitting in the stands and I tried to fathom how many arses had been in the exact spot that my arse currently occupied; my brain literally couldn't comprehend the maths with so many variables, it began to spin when I realised that assuming one show a week over five centuries (conservative) would amount to 26,000 arses or so

horrowfide, to random
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Far too much egg chat on the TL lately.

horrowfide,
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Eggs are quite curious though tbf.

horrowfide,
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The world would probably be a better place if humans had to lay eggs. There'd be no need for abortion laws, you could just put it in the bin and forget about it.

horrowfide, to random
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Obviously I agree that punching Nazis in the face is an excellent idea, but as long as they're freely allowed to breed, and are therefore capable of producing even more Nazis, I think that hoofing them in the nuts is probably a more practical and progressive tactic.

horrowfide,
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@CosmicTrigger
A kid is what it's parents make it, if there's no Nazi parents there's no Nazi kids..!

passenger,

@horrowfide @CosmicTrigger

Not always. There's loads of queer kids with Nazi parents (Nazis complain about them constantly), and sadly one sometimes comes across Nazis who have decent parents. I have a German friend whose brother dropped out of university and got sucked into a 4chan radicalisation funnel and now goes on rants about "invaders."

horrowfide, to random
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Never forget...

cstross,
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@horrowfide @hschroy Did that dog accidentally get rebooted in cat emulation mode? Because that totally looks like a wet cat ...

daviddlevine,
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@cstross @horrowfide @hschroy Looks like a cross between a wet Scottie and the TiVo mascot.

horrowfide, to random
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batman is the most bourgeoisie super hero ever. he's just a rich guy in a fancy costume, who has no batesque qualities whatsoever. and his politics are a bit iffy...
suck ass hero.

lanodan,
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@horrowfide
Batman parents: Public transport and other bunch of things that actually lower crime by reducing motivations/needs for it
Batman: I'll be a robocop on inheritance money

horrowfide,
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@lanodan
homeless man: i'm hungry, can i have a coupla bucks for some food please batman?

batman: no, but i will allow you to gaze upon my very expensive batmobile, and be grateful that i managed to outwit a man who thinks he is a penguin.

horrowfide, to random
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the anti-strike people, speculating and posting shit like "but what would happen if the mistreated and underpaid people in EVERY sector went on strike..!?" are so very close to getting the point...

csolisr,

@horrowfide And that’s why all of us should be learning to grow our own food and be radically self-sufficient in all things. Because one day, if we want a fairer society, our survival will literally depend on it

andrew,
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@horrowfide Look if this whole exploitative web starts getting untangled, I mean, what are we going to do then?!

horrowfide, to random
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this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide,
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@fzer0 it's incredible, an albeit naive work of art. it'd be impossible to create something so amazing on purpose.

horrowfide,
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horrowfide, to random
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Trying to think of some kind of amazing new hat, but I think the hat game has peaked, and all the kinds of hat we'll ever need have already been invented, and there is no need for any more new kinds of hat.

passenger,

@horrowfide

What about multiple ha - no, Team Fortress 2 got there first. Sigh.

horrowfide, to random
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hello, horrowfide's back again after a brief break from social media.
did i miss anything..?

erosdiscordia,

@horrowfide

🥧

This pie

We saved you some tho

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