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hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

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English: ambulance

Danish: ambulance

French: ambulance

Italian: ambulanza

Polish: ambulans

Norwegian: ambulanse

Spanish: ambulancia

Finnish: ambulanssi

Portuguese: ambulância

German: KRANKENWAGEN

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@ratkins I'll go halves. I once took a redesigned ice cream truck around the UK handing out sex toys, so I have relevant experience.

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@danjac it means "lay me on my shield and transport me to the underworld on a longboat"

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My yucca plant died, I am literally less nourishing than a desert

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very poor engagement rate on this linkedin post :D

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I'm not like the other guys, I'm usually thinking about Stalingrad

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the word palindrome should be a palindrome, does this make sense

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Shot in black and white all weekend, apart from this 2 second exposure of the train behind the Berlin Bode Museum

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very sad to hear about the demise of non-fungible toucans or whatever the fuck it was

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can't believe i got banned from the aquarium, to be honest maybe they shouldn't call it a blowhole

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Ok sex toy family: which brand or reviewer does really good sex toy product photography?

Examples of your favourite images are VERY welcome.

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If you need a portrait of your cat, my rates are very reasonable and I know the secret code to make a cat look at me, only I know it, nobody else knows it

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on a date at a restaurant

me: ha, im so hungry i could eat a...

waiter, who is a horse: eat a what

me: ...oh ummm

waiter: EAT. A. WHAT.

me: nothing, sorry

waiter: that's what i THOUGHT

date: yeah imma head out actually, maybe don't call me

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I sleep with a cricket bat under my pillow in case someone breaks in and tries to bowl a googly

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I got less promiscuous as I got older not because I am more responsible but because I am tired

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a mute button, but for america

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@ratkins No that past me by but I have a big ol' place in my heart for ozzy twitter

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@ratkins I've had this open since you sent it and finally got round to reading it in full - holy shit that's good.

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Very disappointed by the lack of Hallmark cards celebrating Anal August

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@AdaraAstin Clean up in aisle 69

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in the early 16th century there was some competition for currency between "dildo" and its variant "dildoid" and I can't help feeling the wrong one won out

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