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hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

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on a date at a restaurant

me: ha, im so hungry i could eat a...

waiter, who is a horse: eat a what

me: ...oh ummm

waiter: EAT. A. WHAT.

me: nothing, sorry

waiter: that's what i THOUGHT

date: yeah imma head out actually, maybe don't call me

hungry_joe, to random
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I sleep with a cricket bat under my pillow in case someone breaks in and tries to bowl a googly

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I got less promiscuous as I got older not because I am more responsible but because I am tired

hungry_joe, to random
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a mute button, but for america

hungry_joe,
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@ratkins No that past me by but I have a big ol' place in my heart for ozzy twitter

hungry_joe,
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@ratkins I've had this open since you sent it and finally got round to reading it in full - holy shit that's good.

hungry_joe, to random
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Very disappointed by the lack of Hallmark cards celebrating Anal August

hungry_joe,
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@AdaraAstin Clean up in aisle 69

hungry_joe, to random
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in the early 16th century there was some competition for currency between "dildo" and its variant "dildoid" and I can't help feeling the wrong one won out

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