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hungry_joe, to random
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what the smoking hell are 24 karat gold sexual wellness ear seeds, i'm tired bro

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe This is the same website that would sell you jade eggs to shove up your clacker.

hungry_joe, to random
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pretty amazing they found a guy to play wolverine called huge jacked man, what are the chances

hungry_joe, to random
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I got my nob stuck in a toaster, here's what it taught me about B2B sales

WorkWithKirk,
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@hungry_joe Sir, this is an Arby's, not LinkedIn.

hungry_joe, to random
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i ALWAYS dress for the runway. (The airport runway.)

nblr,
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@hungry_joe Alright!

hungry_joe, to random
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professional mirror-cleaner is a job i can really see myself doing

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe I liked this just so I could un-like it straight after.

hungry_joe, to random
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Sargasm, noun: when you cum... ironically.

thisismissem,
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@hungry_joe that sounds like a weird very 2000s way to have a ruin..

hungry_joe, to random
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Professional request:

I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.

Pleas share :)

ascherbaum,
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@hungry_joe that comma is so important! ;-)

hungry_joe, to random
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ask not for whom the butt plugs, it plugs for thee

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe Would this one be better as “… up thee”?

hungry_joe, to random
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listen son, you see, sex is a lot like chess. i don't know how to play it

nblr,
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@hungry_joe „I have no idea what I‘m doing and it’s over way too fast.“

hungry_joe, to random
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Hey, professional request:

I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.

Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.

Thanks!

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe Maybe these people can help you? http://www.shimmyshakeberlin.com (they do their quarterly performance events at Lovelite around the corner from us, we went a while ago, it was a blast!)

thisismissem,
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@hungry_joe I don't think that'd be BerlinStrippersCollective nor Club Imperia

hungry_joe, to random
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ohmygodohmygodohmygod im so excited

so I found this rare Leica at a flea market. Absolutely gorgeous, feels great, works perfectly.

BUT

it only takes film that's been out of production for quarter of a century.

Guess what though...

i found an analogue camera shop willing to have a crack at developing it.

AND IT LIVES.

Well, i kinda lives. This film is in a terrible state, close to unusable, but the fact that we got anything out of it at all is close to a miracle.

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hungry_joe,
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@ratkins I bought some from a camera shop in kottbusserstrasse. If you see any more, let me know

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe Foto Kotti? I was going to suggest them.

hungry_joe, to random
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gf asked me why i was nervous during sex. i told her i was worried someone was listening. she laughed, i laughed, the Alexa laughed.

hungry_joe, to random
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noam chomsky is outliving the shit out of henry kissinger huh

hungry_joe, to random
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everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever

me:

hungry_joe, to random
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spent maybe too much time today trying to make the word FUCK hover in the air in my office. im 39 and i have a whole job and stuff i promise

qurlyjoe,
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@hungry_joe
It’s good to have goals.

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