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hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

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I wrote an old-fashioned blogpost about my thoughts on eroFame, the sex toy trade show in Hannover: https://www.theafterglow.agency/post/my-5-favourite-things-from-erofame-2023

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I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to shut the fuck up

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you know you've been in the sex toy industry too long when you look at a shoe size measurer and your first thought is "is there a way i can have sex with this"

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Ok hear me out, a cam site for sexy hermits called lonelyfans

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Really good sex communication advice here from one of my icons, Joan Price, via another of my icons, @girlonthenet

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/joan-price-eye-chart-meta-sex-advice/

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Jazzy Jeff was the Engels to the Fresh Prince's Marx, in this essay I will

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business idea: an AI designed to read AI writing that no human will ever read.

Look if you can't be arsed to write it I can't be arsed to read it.

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petition to measure dick size by fluid displacement instead of length

hungry_joe,
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@the_etrain Ooooh I LIKE that! 250cc two-stroke dick

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I'm looking for a gay, penis-having graphic designer who's comfortable designing for sex toy-related stuff. Paid, naturally. Any takers?

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My sex toy wish for 2024: fewer settings please. I'm sure you put a lot of time into perfecting your patented wavy stuttery pattern, but it's actually pointless and annoying. On, more power, less power, and off is fine, we can take it from there

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@thisismissem @daisy Yeah they can be great. At a sextech convention in Shanghai I played with this app in which you could write messages into a touch textbox and it translated the words into sensations. I'll give that one a pass. Otherwise, I'd rather just not have a function that I won't use but will definitely hit by accident at some crucial point.

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business idea: for $50 I will comment "thoughts and prayers at this difficult time" on all your ex's new wedding photos

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sorry i yelled WITNESS MEEEE when i came

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Welcome to another edition of Let's All Feel Old, in today's episode the baby from the teletubbies sun has a baby

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a billion tik toks about cooking and not one about doing the washing up, this is creating a false standard of kitchen

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Deutsche Bahn new slogan: "you got there right? Shut up then"

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Just squirted vape juice all down my shirt right before a client meeting so I'm just gonna have to tell them it's jizz because that's actually less embarrassing

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A flower, through my 70-yeard-old Leitz Wetzlar macro lens.

A flow so closely magnified that you can see the individual of what I assume is pollen. At this level, each of the petals appear as tubes.

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I’m 34 and still working on my life and everyone keeps telling me over and over not to worry that I’m too old to make it happen. But I wasn’t? I’m not old? Do you guys think you’re “old” at 34? What the fuck???

hungry_joe,
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@ryanhoulihan I hope this doesn't sound condescending, but younger people tend to feel like they're always running out of time, but the older you get, the more you realise you have all the time in the world.

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what if a website asks you to count the traffic lights but you've also sworn an oath to your biker gang to never acknowledge traffic lights, what then, it's an ethical dilemma

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I found a pre-Leica 1953 Leitz Wetzlar macro lens.

So, because it's me, here's a thread of extremely close-up sex toy logos.

First, CockBlock

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English: ambulance

Danish: ambulance

French: ambulance

Italian: ambulanza

Polish: ambulans

Norwegian: ambulanse

Spanish: ambulancia

Finnish: ambulanssi

Portuguese: ambulância

German: KRANKENWAGEN

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@ratkins I'll go halves. I once took a redesigned ice cream truck around the UK handing out sex toys, so I have relevant experience.

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@danjac it means "lay me on my shield and transport me to the underworld on a longboat"

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@sowa what the hell does Snalubma mean!?

I'm joking, i'm joking, calm down Correcty Correcterson

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