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hungry_joe

@hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

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no boss i won't be coming back to the office, why would i give up access to my own private toilet

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try this new fleshlight i just invented SIKE its made of oobleck enjoy your fractured dick idiot

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shitposting is called shitposting because, like manure, it makes the rest of the posting landscape more fertile for serious stuff

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Stim-U-Lax, 1941, designed for barbers to massage their client's heads, but known to be used for more... covert purposes.

I have so much room in my heart for vintage sex toys.

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Walked just under 15 miles today. 6 miles yesterday, 10 tomorrow. This will take the weekly hiking mileage to 37.

On one hand, we are extremely badass.

On the other hand, my hands hurt and so do my knees and my hips and all the rest of my body including my eyeballs why oh why do I do this to myself.

hungry_joe,
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@girlonthenet You basically did a half marathon! Cover yourself in Deep Heat or whatever it is fit people do.

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Putting together a little video about my recent visit to The Museum Of Sex Machines in Prague, my spiritual home. Just wanted to share this one shot first.

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@ratkins You should go. It is... eye-opening.

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my neck
my back
my anxiety attack

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Here's me taking a picture, and the picture I was taking :)

(Prague)

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someone please take the internet away from me

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Yer mum's dildo arrived

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*quits job
*gives away belongings
*walks barefoot to Tibet
*picks sacred flower as offering
*climbs tallest mountain
*scales highest peak
*approaches wise hermit

wise hermit: what is your one question

Me, panting for breath, near death: shouldn't it be called a teethbrush

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what do we want?

NOW

when do we want it?

FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL

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remember when i got Ann Summers sued by MGM because I wrote 'bend me, shape me, any way you want me' for a bendy sex toy campaign that went in every shop window in the uk without checking whether those lyrics were copyrighted first

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"but i didn't shave"

honey i once ate a curly wurly i found on the floor of a taxi, lie back

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me, sexy voice: baby im gonna take you to pound land

her: do you mean pound town?

me, holding a bag of off-brand wine gums, a wireless phone charger, and a tin of pedigree chum: nope

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the gym's cool an' that but why does everything have to be so heavy

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deeply suspicious when a guy describes himself as "open-minded," he either wants an argument about politics or he's going to ask if he can fuck my girlfriend

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you can replace all the syllables in Timothee Chalamet with different ones and you still know exactly who i'm talking about. Watch this:

Fidgety Chevrolet
Jiminy Creme-Brulee
Lemony Lingerie

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Podcasts are a great way for straight white men to summarise a 15-minute topic into only 4 hours.

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Iconic.

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it me, i am an art

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Finally, a menu that understands me

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interviewer: wow 40 years old and no gaps on your CV

me: yep thats right i am completely burned out, if u hire me imma prolly have a breakdown in the first month

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me: i need a hifi

hitachi: we can do that

me: cool. now if only i could find a fucking great big vibrator

hitachi: buddy you aint gonna believe this

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