hungry_joe

hungry_joe, 18 hours ago to random

Just in case you think Berlin must be such a cool, chill place to live, yesterday the owner of a balloon shop yelled at me because I wanted too much helium

skinnylatte, 1 day ago to magASEAN

My friend Annie H has an excellent piece on the overlaps of Thai and Malaysian cuisine, that defy neat national borders and national myths

https://www.eater.com/24165529/thailand-malaysia-border-food-national-cuisine

#TootSea #Malaysia #Thailand #Food

hungry_joe, 2 days ago to random

Cum Pilot

hungry_joe, 5 days ago to random

i literally can't open ANY social media in public. THIS IS MY LINKEDIN

hungry_joe, 8 days ago to random

dr: what are your symptoms

me: I have life-threatening brain frog

dr: you mean brain fog?

brain frog: holds up a polaroid of my family and draws its finger across its throat

me: yes, fog

hungry_joe, 9 days ago to random

a new app exactly like tik tok but for porn called CLICK, BATE

hungry_joe, 9 days ago to random

THERE ARE TOO MANY FONTS there i said it

hungry_joe, 15 days ago to random

the word threshold should definitely be spelled threshhold but im very glad it isnt, does this make sense

hungry_joe, 18 days ago to random

what the smoking hell are 24 karat gold sexual wellness ear seeds, i'm tired bro

hungry_joe, 18 days ago to random

pretty amazing they found a guy to play wolverine called huge jacked man, what are the chances

hungry_joe, 18 days ago to random

I got my nob stuck in a toaster, here's what it taught me about B2B sales

hungry_joe, 19 days ago to random

i ALWAYS dress for the runway. (The airport runway.)

hungry_joe, 19 days ago to random

professional mirror-cleaner is a job i can really see myself doing

hungry_joe, 23 days ago to random

Sargasm, noun: when you cum... ironically.

hungry_joe, 24 days ago to random

Professional request:

I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.

Pleas share :)

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

ask not for whom the butt plugs, it plugs for thee

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

listen son, you see, sex is a lot like chess. i don't know how to play it

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

Hey, professional request:

I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.

Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.

Thanks!

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

ohmygodohmygodohmygod im so excited

so I found this rare Leica at a flea market. Absolutely gorgeous, feels great, works perfectly.

BUT

it only takes film that's been out of production for quarter of a century.

Guess what though...

i found an analogue camera shop willing to have a crack at developing it.

AND IT LIVES.

Well, i kinda lives. This film is in a terrible state, close to unusable, but the fact that we got anything out of it at all is close to a miracle.

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hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

gf asked me why i was nervous during sex. i told her i was worried someone was listening. she laughed, i laughed, the Alexa laughed.

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

noam chomsky is outliving the shit out of henry kissinger huh

hungry_joe, 1 month ago to random

everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever

me: