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jamielynn

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I’ve lived many lives. Bird site: @ jamielynncrofts

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New foster babies? New foster babies!

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Back in Madison to talk fair maps! Instead of simply opposing the bill, I came to the public hearing to suggest amendments that could make this bill an actual, meaningful reform. https://madison.com/news/state-regional/government-politics/wisconsin-redistricting-legislature/article_e792122e-6e87-11ee-9d05-7b134cec7937.html

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Election conspiracy theory hearing about to start in the Wisconsin legislature...

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Do you know what my only problem with going out alone is? Not having anyone to automatically watch my drink when I go to the bathroom.

If you don't immediately know what I'm talking about, congratulations on your penis.

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I just had a baby squirrel in my apartment.

I caught him in a cat carrier.

I'm sure I will have more to say once I mentally recover from this experience. For now, here's Sparky.

Same baby squirrel, this time climbing up the inside of a cat carrier.

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I have a very important announcement to make: Bubbles is now officially a foster fail! I couldn't be happier that this sweet little tripod is joining the family.

Siamese kitten with no front left leg sprawled out cutely on her side on a white blanket.

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Worst thing about being home: can no longer walk a block in any direction, pick a random cafe, and have the best pastry and espresso ever.

Europe (especially France) really does bakeries and cafes right. 🥐 ☕️

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Every time I start to think some of the Kate Middleton theories are too outlandish, I remember that the palace decided to kill Elizabeth's grandfather with a combination of morphine and cocaine so the news would make the morning papers and not the less prestigious evening edition.

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I'm just over here panic-refreshing the Supreme Court's website, a totally normal thing I have to do now.

Just how far will these fascists go to oppress women? Does their hatred for women surpass their will to obey their corporate overlords? WE SHALL SEE!

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Okay but how many different houses and insurrections flags does Alito HAVE?

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DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

There are statewide elections today in: Colorado, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Mississippi, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas, Virginia, Washington, Louisiana, and Mississippi! Plus a congressional election in Rhode Island's 1st District!

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Netflix tricked me by calling something heartbreaking a romcom and this is NOT what I needed!

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I want a book about the history of the study of dinosaurs. When the first fossils were discovered, when larger numbers of fossils started to be discovered, how we started to learn more about them, etc. Who's got something for me?

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My Secretary is pleased that I now work from home full-time and has filed an official request for "more fuzzy sweaters for biscuits."

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I'm currently basically a zombie muttering "coffeeeeee" right now. ☕️

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I think Hamilton really loved his stroll to the vet today. 😹

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I don't recommend teaching your cats the word "treats" unless you enjoy feeing like a jackass having to spell words because your cats can hear you. 😹

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In case you were wondering how my youngest daughter is doing, Bubbles is wonderful, adorable, ridiculously sweet, and getting bigger every day. 🥺

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I find it truly hilarious that this is still the "official" Milwaukee flag.

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In Reykjavik now, about to head down to see Iceland's south coast!

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I'm not sure there is anyone more hilarious than the people on social media who try to chastise others for not using British aristocrats' titles. 😭

jamielynn, to Wisconsin
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Happy Election Day,

Polls are open today until 8pm. If you need to find your polling place or want to check out the races on your ballot, head on over to myvote.wi.gov! 🗳️

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I checked the Heritage Foundation's page because I wasn't sure this was real.

It is. The Heritage Foundation is angry about the existence of checks notes "recreational sex." 💀

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