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jann

@jann@twit.social

Husband to Mike.🏳️‍🌈
Father to Rosie. 🐶
Brother to Carla.😈
Uncle to Gigi.🐶

Computer #programmer: #Perl, #ObjectiveC
Platforms: #macOS, #iPhone, #iPad, #AppleWatch
Twitter handle: @jgobble
Facebook: Over my dead body!

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stefan, to random
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It just happened. I‘m using the app to lookup on which floor my devices are 🙄

jann,
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@RuralTechie @stefan

Hey! I'm using Eero and have 18 on one eero and 15 on another... There are a lot of devices in a home you don't remember are internet-connected! 😂

geravitywave, to random
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From @NWSLosAngeles's AFD

Apparently the high-pressure devours the marine layer like I devour Taco Bell's ™️ crunchwrap supreme.💫

jann,
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@geravitywave Is your overall trend a "tad cooler"?

Asking for weather aficionados everywhere...

jann,
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@geravitywave Oh, I was actually talking about "Is Gerry Díaz actually trending a tad cooler"... 😉

Jayslacks, to random
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I never knew how hard Mother's day was for people who lost a mother. This is my first year without my Mom and every commercial feels like a fucking dagger is stabbing into my heart.

jann, (edited )
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@Jayslacks Me too...actually I posted this yesterday about Amazon's incessant push notifications and emails:

https://twit.social/@jann/110341223139310102

davemark, to random
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  1. GM dumps CarPlay

  2. GM just hired Apple's former VP of Engineering for Cloud Services, Mike Abbott

"Software, specifically monetizing it, is a major focus for automakers such as GM, as they eye recurring revenue opportunities such as subscriptions to boost profits."

GM is about to replicate Apple's shift to a services-based revenue model.

Subscribe to go faster. 🚗

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/09/gm-hires-ex-apple-exec-mike-abbott-to-lead-new-software-unit.html

jann,
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@davemark I will never, ever buy another GM car again...even if they re-release the Volt - which I adored! (not Bolt, Volt)

Plus, REALLY not convinced head of iCloud services is the right image for GM. iCloud CONSTANTLY failed while this guy was in charge!

jann, to random
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Early Morning Mastodon is a bit slow, isn't it? 😳

jann,
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@miss_s_b My coffee starts at 4am (eastern time), so that doesn't apply to me... 😂

jann,
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@miss_s_b Allergic? To coffee? I'm so sorry!
😳 11.25am in bed - for me - never happens. I don't know why. I can't relax like that. Then again, I go to bed at 8:30am and wake up at 4am.

jann,
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@miss_s_b Good for you! I really am glad you found a job that suits you and the times you can be up and awake.

ps: going to bed at 8.30pm and waking up at 4am is not normal in the US. It's a combination of hitting 50y/o (5 yrs ago) and also finding out how nice it is to get up and have the house to myself for several hours...no noise, no TV, no husband, no dog wanting attention... 🤷‍♂️

samlitzinger, to random
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You be the journalist: What should Kaitlan Collins’s first question to Trump be tonight?

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/10/trump-world-cnn-carroll-verdict-00096099

jann,
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@samlitzinger Why do you think CNN execs and producers want you - a washed-up convicted sexual predator - to appear on this so-called town hall?

jess, to random
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Wife at work, boy at school. After the insanity of the past week or so I am very much enjoying the quiet.

jann,
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@jess Husband in bed. Dog in bed. 6.32am here. Been up for 2.5 hrs. VERY much enjoying the quiet! 😉

jann,
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@jess clicking coffee mug to your [tea?] mug...very quietly.

tewha, (edited ) to random

Should I watch Silo now or wait until there are more episodes available?

jann,
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@tewha Wait! I always wait. I've been burned by cliffhangers on series that don't get renewed too many times. I do not watch ANYTHING w/o knowing there's EITHER no EOS (end of season) cliffhanger, OR that if there IS one, the season has been renewed and is in production.

I know, I know...but so tired of things happening like The Nevers...

MikeElgan, to random
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Should you be afraid of the cameras in your robot vacuum?
https://elgan.com/should-you-be-afraid-of-the-cameras-in-your-robot-vacuum

jann,
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@MikeElgan I'd be more afraid of the clothing issues that would occur when people sit down and don't pull the clothing down and out of the way... 😳

Toilet spray is real, folks! 😂

jann, to random
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I’m sorry! No one spending almost $1 million on a retirement house can claim they’re being “priced out of” anything!

https://apple.news/ArLkBSAONTuOOka3RZvmb_g

jann, to random
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Does anyone know if there's something wrong with @overcastfm? I added the Hardcore History podcast by Dan Carlin and it only showed show 56 to 69...

Apple podcasts link below shows far more episodes:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-carlins-hardcore-history/id173001861

Ideas, @marcoarment

Dontgivadam, to politics

While I’m not defending Congressman Santos, I’m struggling to understand how the Department of Justice can move with such cheetah-like speed with these Santos charges , while at the same time move like a sloth when it comes to indicting the most corrupt politician in US history, Donald Trump. It doesn’t compute.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/rep-george-santos-charged-federal-prosecutors-new-york/story?id=99210047

jann,
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@Dontgivadam MAYBE it's cos there's so much they're looking into with Trump - and Santos is more straightforward.

jann,
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@ChrisHolladay @Dontgivadam "could" not "will be"

jann, (edited ) to random
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Dear : wrt to your "Shop these easy picks" push & emails:

I buy tens of thousands of dollars of items from you annually. Not once in 5 yrs have I sent anything to my - who passed away 5 yrs ago - nor have I sent anything to my MiL - who passed away last year.

If that alone doesn't indicate a massive change in shopping habits that MIGHT indicate it's tacky to advertise "Mother's Day" gifts to me, then your "big data" isn't so big. Also your sucks!🤬

KingShawn, to random
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One of the things I miss most about Twitter is customer service.

No, not Twitter’s. Don’t be silly.

But I often got fast, good service/response from Apple, Telus, etc. Don’t get that on Mastodon.

jann,
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@KingShawn I know! I hate it! Though corporations probably love not having to deal... however the people left on twitter who ARE demanding help from corporations are probably huge assholes!

jann,
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@KingShawn @film_girl @Dianepatterson Search IS coming! Eugen said it was!

lexfri, to random
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YAY: Got Ben Folds tickets.

BOO: The show isn't until October.

jann,
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@lexfri

WHA': Who is Ben Folds? 😂 (ducking)

jann, to random
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Yes!

https://apple.news/ADpgDkSP6TRasSRrqfVI8bA

jann, to random
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You know where your mind is when you read this as: "Hope To Get Horny" instead of "Hope Together"... 😳

Don't blame me! Blame those flowers - and that font! 😂

Moltz, to random
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Star Trek TMP: The only ship in the quadrant is the one that just finished a refit and doesn't have working warp engines or transporters.

Star Trek II: TWoK: The only ship in the quadrant has a crew of cadets.

Star Trek III: Seven aging members of Starfleet sabotage the hot new ship and steal the old one right out of the garage.

Is Starfleet... actually good at its job? At all?

jann,
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@genecowan @Moltz Well, Gene... so were Picard's best friends who lived with him.

I mean, really! If you wanted to plant an agent, a top-level Starfleet Admiral's house would be a dream come true!

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