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DNA Lounge Update, Wherein the planet has again been successfully hacked
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2024/05/18.html

jwz, to random
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Bonding with a friend over the glory that is Repo Man. Mention Straight To Hell. "Oh I haven't seen that."

kfringe,
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@jwz But there ain't nothing meaner than a wiener from Pasadena!

jwz, to random
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"AI" is amazing, it still thinks whatever I typed should be corrected to "w Ould" and "Arne't".

BeAware,

@jwz we both know that's not AI....🤦‍♂️

jwz,
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@BeAware Oh you're one of those. plonk

jwz, to random
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Great moments in bar frugality.

I was re-watching Black Sails and noticed a very subtle recurring gag that I had missed the first time around. When Eleanor, the inexplicably clean fence and barkeep, is doing her morning walk-and-talk around the bar,...
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ak,
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@jwz I thought that was just historical accuracy

xorn,
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@jwz People just... leave rum in a cup?

jwz, to random
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Crew trapped on Baltimore ship, seven weeks after bridge collapse.

As a controlled explosion rocked the Dali on Monday, nearly two dozen sailors remained on board, below deck in the massive ship's hull.

The crew, made up of 20 Indians and a Sri...
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jwz, to random
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The mail settings got screwed up somehow on my mom's iPad and she went into the Apple store to get them to help her reset it. They told her, "Your iPad is too old, mail is no longer supported on it."

kevbob,
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@jwz someone needs to go in there in a white tank top, red shorts and a clown sledgehammer that squeaks when you hit something and smack the genius lab table with it.

crazybutable,
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@jwz I had a ridiculous bug in iMessage where every time I messaged my friend, it would create a new 20 person group text with random contacts. So when my friend replied, it went out to the group text.

Every time I removed everyone from the group text and started over, we’d get a new group chat with 20 new random people in it.

Nobody could help me. When I updated to a new iPhone, the entire chat history from my friend was completely deleted. But hey now I can message him again.

jwz, to random
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THEY GENTRIFY.

jef: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and build affordable housing, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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jwz, to random
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Most of 15 million bees contained.

A tractor-trailer hauling about 15 million honey bees to be used to pollinate blueberry fields crashed and overturned on Interstate 95.

First responders didn't realize the cargo was bees until firefighters went down...
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luis_in_brief,
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@jwz nothing good has ever happened on I-95.

Lalufu,

@jwz I wonder what the NFPA diamond for "bees" looks like.

jwz, to random
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What Your Favorite '90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today.

McSweeney's:

Veruca Salt: Like Captain Ahab, you are defined by an all-absorbing monomaniacal obsession: to find comfortable shoes that aren't hideous.

Nine Inch...
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ladyerrant,
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@jwz The fuck they talking about, I'm still having GREAT sex.

foo,
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@jwz To be fair, that's basically what Eve 6 Guy does in his free time anyway.

jwz, to random
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First and foremost, this blog is for poop jokes.

Trump Supporters Wore Diapers at Rallies
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jamesbritt,
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