nayele18maybe

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I always think of myself as a polite person until I get stuck behind a slow walker.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I feel like owning a stun gun would solve a lot of my problems.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Super excited about a brand new week of pretending to care about stuff.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Most of my bad decisions are made late at night. Also in the morning and afternoon.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

It’s a beautiful day, so I guess instead of sitting inside and worrying about everything, I’ll sit outside and worry about everything.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I’m not emotionally equipped to handle crumbs in the butter.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Introduced myself to a new coworker by yelling at the vending machine to take my fucking dollar.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Turns out, people will turn around and walk the other way if you hiss like a cat as they approach you.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

At this point I just apologize to people as soon as I meet them.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Normalize asking people, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I wish more people realized that just because you have a thought, doesn’t mean you need to say it out loud.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Sorry for the things I said when I was hungry.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Nicknames are WAY more fun when the other person doesn’t know they have one.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

It’s almost time to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather.

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Where do women who don't carry purses keep their emergency canned ham?

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

[slides note to bank teller]

"Make it a red lollipop"

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

Therapy? You mean online shopping?

nayele18maybe, 1 month ago to random

I wish wealth was based on amount of ketchup packets in your junk drawer.

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

My vibe can best be described as bag of chips that ripped down the side.

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

When I die, I hope I'm remembered for my ability to sit and do nothing for hours at a time.

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh oh”

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

Ever go to take a picture, accidentally hit the front-facing camera, then cry for an hour?

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

I feel like people who make cookies the size of your face really get me.

nayele18maybe, 2 months ago to random

Super excited about a brand new week of pretending I have my shit together.