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paezha

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Carbon-based Turing Test-compliant life-form DBA Professor of #Transportation #Geography at #McMaster University, where I teach and do research on #accessibility, #TravelBehavior, #SpatialAnalysis, #ActiveTravel, #TransportPolicy.

I am an #Rstats enthusiast and big believer in #Reproducible #Open #Science.

I have several hobbies, including #CreativeWriting, #CreativeCoding and #Rtistry.

#geogdon #mapstodon #Rspatial #HamOnt

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There are many AI-generated books on Amazon. This is not one of them. Only a human could have written it.

#mornings #dummies

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I long for people—
then again I loathe them:
end of autumn.

Chogo (d. 1806)

Chogo was, in at least one aspect, my soulmate.

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Poll (boost for science)

You finish your guacamole and you still have chips. This is because your order:

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I believe I may be the first person in the history of humanity to state the:

Law of Multiplication of Jerks

Jerkitude behaves like a wave. The superposition of two jerkitudes can lead to a relatively large selective response, a phenomenon otherwise know as "resonance"

Let me know if you have a problem with this.

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They have genuinely emailed me quite a lot.

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Alan W. Watts writes in "The Way of Zen":

"In poetry the empty space is the surrounding silence which a two-line poem requires — a silence of the mind in which one does not "think about" the poem but actually feels the sensation which it evokes — all the more powerful for having so little said."

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Keizuke Serizawa (May 13, 1895 – April 5, 1984) was a Japanese textile artist whose work was a beautiful blend of traditional and modern.

He also made illustrations of Don Quijote de la Mancha as a ronin, including the famous scene of Don Quijote tilting at mills—in this case a water mill.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keisuke_Serizawa

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It lights up
as lightly as it fades:
a firefly.

Chine (d. 1688)

This poem was composed by her brother when Chine passed away. She was 28 years old.

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SOME REASONS WHY MOST ORPHANS DO NOT WIN AS HARD AS TRUMP.

Their fault for not having a brothel-owning grandfather.

Their fault for not pulling themselves up by their daddy's bootstraps.

Their fault for not fucking every single contractor they met in their lives.

Their fault for not being terrible with money.

Their fault for not having serial bankruptcies.

Their fault for going bald with dignity.

Their fault for not marrying and divorcing models.

Their fault for not getting pissed on.

paezha, to Haiku
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I raise the mirror of my life
Up to my face: sixty years.
With a swing I smash the reflection—
The world as usual
All in its place.

Taigen Sofu (d. 1555)

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1/n

This is a wonderful passage in Through the Eye of a Needle: Wealth, the Fall of Rome, and the Making of Christianity in the West, 350-550 AD

An official of the Ming empire reported that the Buddhists in his province had shown great zeal for building bridges. This was a public venture of which any traditional Chinese gentleman was bound to approve.

#religion #selfishness

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Very pleased to see that, at one year from publication, my book with G. Boisjoly on discrete choice analysis has been accessed more than ten thousand times.

https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-20719-8

paezha, to Haiku
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Now spring has come
into my world:
farewell!

Bainen (d. 1905)

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Winter not quite here
The remnants of Fall remain:
Sound of rustling leaves.

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Damn.

I just discovered that the awful David Cameron replaced the ghastly Suella Braverman as Home Sec.

What is it with the Tories that they recycle the same 10 or 15 abysmal people for every important role in HM government?

Are these horrible people truly the best that England has to offer?

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To a melody of prayer
disappears the moon—
my place of rest.

Hakuni (d. 1792)

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うらやまし
思ひ切る時
猫の恋

It’s cause for envy
the moment of surrender
when cats fall in love.

Ochi Etsujin (b. 1656)
(my translation)

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Lenin is not impressed with this gringo's understanding of communism.

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What is it but a dream?
The blossoming as well
lasts only seven cycles.

Hakuen (d. 1859)

@MariaLiv

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Those poor investors, in the trenches of money

Via @travisromany

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