real_jamescain

real_jamescain, 22 days ago to random

Mom: "I thought you were fasting."
Me: "I got hungry."

real_jamescain, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

The clown can stay but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

#RejectedConfuciusDrafts
#HashTagGames

real_jamescain, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Never trust the rigid man with no elbows.

#RejectedConfuciusDrafts
#HashTagGames

real_jamescain, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Saxon. Saxoff.

#RejectedConfuciusDrafts
#HashTagGames

real_jamescain, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

All the Pretty Morsels
#CuisineASongOrBook #HashtagGames

real_jamescain, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Lady Chatterley’s Butter 🧈
#CuisineASongOrBook #HashtagGames

RickiTarr, 2 months ago to random

Everyone, please stop saying, "Well, it's not actually AI..." every time someone does a post about AI. We all know what it is, that's just what it is called, and you're gonna have to deal with it. If we ever get actual AI we're gonna call it by whatever name it demands of us. I'm guessing Todd The Overlord, or something like that.

real_jamescain, 3 months ago to Astronomy

New 14 minute composite shot of the #OrionNebula.

#Nebula #BackyardAstronomy #Astronomy #AstroPhotography #Nebula #Space #NASA #Missouri #Telescope

real_jamescain, 3 months ago to lunar

22 February 2024 - Welcome back to #TheMoon
#Moon #MoonLanding #Lunar #Photography #PhotographersOnMastodon #Astrophotography #Space #SpacePhotography

real_jamescain, 3 months ago to random

browsing through the grocery store cereal aisle

“Hey, I just saw you looking at #CornFlakes. Corn Flakes have been a delicious part of American breakfasts since 1894.”

No thanks.

leaving the store walking to my car

“Hey, I noticed you forgot something. With Corn Flakes, every bite of these crispy, golden flakes is just as delicious as the first! It’s not too late to go grab some!”

unloading the groceries from my car, a man comes out from the side of the house

“Hey, I couldn’t help noticing you didn’t go back for the Corn Flakes. It’s not too late to go back, you'll be on your way to a great day when you pour a bowl of Corn Flakes cereal into your breakfast bowl.

Yell STOP to unsubscribe.

STOP

Are you absolutely sure you want to do that? Here’s a picture of your kids and isn’t this a live video feed of your wife at work? What’s that red dot on her forehead? Now…now that I have your attention. Don’t you think you should get some GOD DAMNED CORN FLAKES?

real_jamescain, 3 months ago to ChatGPT

I asked #ChatGPT to write a Liam Neeson inspired threat. I was not disappointed.

Consider this a warning: if you don’t comply with my demands, I’ll make sure you experience a level of discomfort that even your nightmares would envy. Disregard my instructions at your peril. I'll turn your existence into a haunting symphony of regret, and the echoes will resonate through every fiber of your being. As the seconds tick away, know that the shadows closing in are not mere darkness but the manifestation of consequences you can't fathom. You'll beg for mercy in the abyss I'll orchestrate for you, but mercy won't be a chord in that relentless composition.

real_jamescain, 4 months ago to random

Ffirst sunset of the #NewYear (it was cloudy yesterday).

Photography #PhotographersOnMastodon #Sunset #DramaticSky

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to random

‘Driven a boat’ sounds wrong. Operated a boat sounds better but too government manual. Floated a boat sounds like there’s no one at the helm.

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to photography

My new sunset spot…

#Photography #PhotographersonMastodon #Sunset #Sky #MidwestSky #PebblySky

Golden sunset creates long shadows under a mottled blue and white sky.

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to random

Guys, I’m having a really hard time. I just bought this house and I should be thrilled but instead I keep thinking of it as a retirement / nursing home or a tomb. I keep looking at my friends, my family, my dogs…and I wonder, which one of them will die first. And when it does happen, how sad and devastated I’ll be. I look at my large gut and not only do I feel unattractive, I remind myself no one is going out of their way to swipe right no matter how hard I try and how happy I genuinely feel on a good day. It feels like I’m short-timing, and I know those thoughts just make it self-fulfilled. I don’t know how to get out of this funk.

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to random

My Dad helped me move last week; it should have been a good experience but he pushed my buttons, I lost my temper, and now I have this massive cloud of regret and negativity hanging over. We’ve always been oil & water. He kept asking questions, what’s that for, what building is that, have you ever been in there…you answer and 3 minutes in, he’s lost interest. He kept asking what big items needed to be moved by the movers, and kept going over and over it; meanwhile I resigned the movers would do their job, and they did. We went from what kind of gas does the U-Haul truck take, to hesitating whether I should keep and move my dead iMac, to him throwing his hands up, and then him literally walking away and shouting I think there’s a cab company that’ll take me home. It’s always extremes, he gets to say whatever he wants, however he wants….or it’s the silent treatment, whichever it’s always my fault. Last week I felt like I was 10 years old all over again.

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to random

I’m in my new bed in my bedroom of my new house and it feels like a cross between a haunted house and a motel room in here.
There is a strange popping noise coming from my left and an eerie daylight view from my bedroom window (no, it’s not daylight) on the right.

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

A Riveter Runs Through It

#BlueCollarAMovie #HashTagGames

real_jamescain, 5 months ago to random

My boss just cancelled my holiday plans with my family; I have to drive up to Colorado and foreclose on this quirky little town that celebrates Christmas year around. I’m meeting with the attractive inn-owner on Monday. Trouble is, I can’t tell anyone the purpose of my visit until the deal is set. If I don’t seal the deal by Christmas Eve, I’m fired, which you know what, it wouldn’t be the worst thing because I’ve always wanted to make wooden toys for a living.

real_jamescain, 6 months ago to random

FUN FACT: More pizzas are sold on #Thanksgiving than any other day of the year.

real_jamescain, 6 months ago to random

So by tomorrow at this time I’ll have bought a house I can’t go inside. Wtf is my life.