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shayz0rz

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#AltText in profile pic: Image of a girl with dark hair pulled up in a bun, in a ballet studio. (barre in the background). White and black face paint to look dead, holding a sign with fake blood spatter. The sign reads: "I was always late. I wouldn't stop talking in class. I tried to force my turnout at my feet. I didn't apply my corrections. I always forgot the combination. I didn't point my toes. I couldn't be a good ballet student to save my life." The last line is large to stand out.

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Just saw another person I thought was a friend who listened to my concerns use the phrase "post-pandemic," so I think that's enough trusting other people for me.

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Woke up sniffly with a sore ear. Gonna go out on a limb and thank all the unmasked people in the ER for whatever it is.

But hey! A supposed “friend,” who didn’t even pay enough attention this week to notice I went to the ER for anything, wants me to see her (obviously unmasked) pics from a convention!

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My entire day is whispering “what the fuck” at computers.

shayz0rz, to HashtagGames
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The reason I dislike seafood outside of Maryland is because it's the only place that knows how to make crabs, period. Whatever this all-filler, barely any seasoning, trying to be fancy mess is that people everywhere else call a "crab cake" is…just no.


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I know I didn't just see some shit about Hamas offering ceasefires for "as long as 100 years," when the state of Israel hasn't even existed that long. Nor has Hamas.

I get so fucking tired.

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I hate that people see all the news about long COVID and are like "oh, but that's those people. That can never be me."

Our society thrives on convincing people they'll stay a certain kind of abled forever. It's a lie. It's always been a lie but especially now.

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Can someone please tell the Boomers that filling out online forms in all caps is rude, actually.

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Looking forward to petty family members, who think I'm a child they can try to control at my age, expecting me to answer their calls/texts tomorrow at a time that's on their schedule and then being bitches who ignore me when I return the call/text on my schedule.

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Email I just saw: “With everything going on in Israel and how that has affected my husband and our family it has renewed my interest in understanding how to truly become apart of the Jewish culture and religion.”

Ok. That's enough having the work tab open for...ever, actually.

If the current situation in Israel is your impetus for wanting to convert, you're fucked up. Full stop. This is one of those rare times when I wish we did the orthodox thing of rejecting folks a certain number of times.

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If I was out in a crowd all last night with my mask being weird (I'm sure it was fine, but I'm nothing if not anxious) and had to go to the doctor's office today with all those nasty coughing people, you bet your ass I stopped in at my neighborhood donut shop on the way home for a treat. Less than five minutes in and out, compared to all that? Fuck yeah. Tasty!

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Every shabbat, we wish each other “shabbat shalom.” Shalom — peace.

The Amidah, we conclude with a prayer for peace.

The Mourner’s Kaddish includes the “oseh shalom.”

…those of us who demand peace in these dark times are mocked, viciously attacked, told we’re not Jewish and/or don’t deserve to be.

It boggles the mind.

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Update on what's going on in Panama, direct from my friend who lives there and wrote this piece. Here's what she put on other socials when sharing the report: “I haven't just heard from others that this was happening somewhere else, I've ran from police throwing tear gas at ME. And the protests continue today. They're not stopping anytime soon.

https://remezcla.com/culture/panama-protests-continue-as-police-use-excessive-force-against-peaceful-protesters/

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My local CBS affiliate is acting like the "impeachment" is a major historical thing to mark and not a complete fucking major farce. That's cool…

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These people I know say they got sick from a recent vaccine. Even if that were a thing, they should feel better by now, as it’s several days later. But, well. They sound congested. They say they feel like crap.

…”not COVID,” I’m sure. Especially when “nobody masks here,” because “there’s a really high vaccination rate.” Oof.

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Can AAA stop trying to sell me their life insurance already? So much wasted paper.

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As a surprise to no one, my corny AF local news is showing clips from a Trump rally and only saying "claims without evidence" (instead of, you know, lies) after letting his clips run.

They are also interviewing people who say it's "not going to be just" if he's convicted.

Scary shit in the same town where the Klan marched in celebration when he won in 2016. But please, do condemn us to their terrorist shit being even more normalized.

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“We find this rhetorical tactic antithetical to Jewish values, which teach us to repair the world, question authority, and champion the oppressed over the oppressor. It is precisely because of the painful history of antisemitism and lessons of Jewish texts that we advocate for the dignity and sovereignty of the Palestinian people. We refuse the false choice between Jewish safety and Palestinian freedom…”

I continue to find my people.

https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/a-dangerous-conflation/

shayz0rz, to tv
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Any fans on here? Interview with Joe Henderson on the picket lines about how they kept the network writing/production model when they moved to Netflix.

https://www.givememyremote.com/remote/2023/09/19/lucifer-joe-henderson-strike-interview/

shayz0rz, to random
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Gather round, kids: I want to talk to you about something that came up elsewhere.

No, there is no Jewish conspiracy in media toward “Jewish exceptionalist victimization.” That is some nazi shit.

Not a single Jew I know is like, “yeah, man. We love to be victims.” There’s no need to make shit up when you’ve been kicked out of damned near everywhere, at one point or another, either.

Does this mean what is happening right now is at all ok? No. But let’s chat a bit…🧵

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The fact that this dermatologist's office can't even tell that I was a patient there for several years before the PA they had me seeing left—without them telling me ahead of time, or even after until I tried to schedule an appointment and couldn't get the online request to work—is really, really some shit. But people want to know why I want nothing to do with them? Lol ok.

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Today's gripe: I don't have a mountain of chocolate available on-demand when I want it.

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So, to be clear, if I tell my health insurance company I have a question about a denied claim, I get asked my name and cut off in the middle of telling them what it is, to get elevator music and a request for a password for my "conference.”

shayz0rz, to random
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“It’s ok. I can come in.”

I mean, I’d prefer if you didn’t bring your nasty raw-dogging breath here but ok.

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