starshine

starshine, 11 months ago to random

hey anyone wannya join my cult

starshine, 7 months ago to random

passwords when you don’t enforce changing them every 2 months: Viy$Ehi8sy3&2WQ
passwords when you enforce changing them regularly: password01!? password02!? password03!? password04!? password05!?

starshine, 6 months ago to random

the eu is fucking wild man
“hey, we just passed landmark privacy regulations!”
“oh by the way we’re trying to mandate backdoors into every encryption scheme”
“we are forcing google, apple, and microsoft to stop locking down their ecosystems!”
“oh yeah we’re also trying to mandate backdoors in all browsers’ certificate stacks”
“anti-adblock is spyware ^_^ we’re suing youtube”

starshine, 1 year ago to random

i also fucking hate sql . databases suck

starshine, 1 month ago to random

jo boost

the instance: :neofox_floof_explode:

starshine, 3 months ago to random

does evil puniko speak french

starshine, 3 months ago to random

every new user being shocked that DMs aren’t actually private is kinda scary because it means that everybody just assumes DMs on other platforms are private

because they aren’t. the only difference between fedi and other social media is that fedi admins don’t have a vested interest in making you think DMs are private

starshine, 6 months ago to random

honestly starting questions with “query” seems kinda gender sometimes

starshine, 1 month ago to random

:neofox_woozy: is the best emoji ever tbh

starshine, 2 months ago to random

:neofox_floof: 💭 zero downtime updates by running 4 instances of the backend and frontend each

starshine, 2 months ago to random

the exciting sequel to “oops! all POST”: “oops! all GET”

how does it work? well it’s simple

GET /api/posts?id=AfHWiMTlEtYW4PqsmO

GET /api/posts?action=create&body=eyJjb250ZW50IjoiSGVsbG8gd29ybGQhIn0

GET /api/posts?action=delete&id=AfHWiMTlEtYW4PqsmO

starshine, 4 months ago to random

:blobfoxwoozy: :neofox_woozy: :neocat_woozy: :woozycat:

starshine, 7 days ago to random

so, you’re a new fedi admin and want to start an akkoma instance? don’t!

starshine, 10 months ago to random

:neofox_flop_sleep: mornyan im still half asleep

starshine, 5 months ago to random

>new browser
>ask the developer "is it a new browser or google chrome"
>they don't get it
>pull out a chart explaining the difference between a new browser and google chrome
>they laugh and say "it's a good browser ma'am"
>download the browser, look inside
>it's google chrome

starshine, 1 month ago to random

boops @puniko :neocat_boop:

starshine, 11 months ago to random

:kyuuchan_flop:

starshine, 5 months ago to random

this foxenby is NOT domesticated :neofox_scream: it’s feral

starshine, 5 months ago to random

….can i not fucking wrap vue’s watch in another function. it doesn’t update if i do that

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

starshine, 6 months ago to random

who wants to make a search engine with me

starshine, 8 months ago to random

oh don’t worry, discord won’t shut down. it will just gradually enshittify more and more as it keeps trying to make more money as the vc funds dry up, eventually being bought by a large corporation looking to sell the user data for a nice profit.

then once it gets bad enough, another centralized, proprietary platform will pop up that promises to be slightly better than discord (at least, better than discord after its gradual decline), people will move to it in droves, and the cycle will start all over again

discord will continue to stick around for a couple more years after that, until the company that bought it decides it’s not worth running anymore and unceremoniously shuts it down, destroying over a decade worth of people’s memories in the process

:woem:

starshine, 9 months ago to random

installing a 40 year old program:
on macos: no, the newest version only supports software made in the last 3 minutes
on windows: of course it works, the entire operating system is built around backwards compatibility
on unix: it’s already installed

starshine, 5 months ago to random

you’ve received a gift! 📦

the gift is a fox! :neofox_box:

……

oh no. the fox has a knife :neofox_knives:

starshine, 2 months ago to random

:floof:

starshine, 19 days ago to random

competitive, ranked shitposting