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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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been bullied into starting "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and I am only four episodes in and

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@PupTrash no they just did the body swap thing in a different episode and that's a topic I have read several hundred kilobytes of text in the dark about

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Friends fear he’s watching 2004 cinematic masterpiece ‘Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ again

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@PupTrash @tombone name the half

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@PupTrash @tombone this is entirely legitimate

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@PupTrash @tombone I do believe one of the most powerful things a person can do to really appreciate this world of ours truly is to make that little climb over the hump of "???" to where you recognize how magical it is that everything can turn someone on

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have just discovered to my immense horror that the 1989 global smash hit "Pump Up The Jam" was by a Belgian outfit - Belgium! - and this was the fuckin guy what did it. what the fuck. "Jo Bogaert aka Thomas De Quincey." fuck. this Belgian looking motherfucker-- "Pump Up The Jam!" just. fuck

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@carrideen yes I was shown the video for the fifth time and then looked them up and just stared gape jawed at the pic going "????"

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@billgoats no anti-Belgium propaganda is right

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That had me enthralled from start to finish. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Zendaya lives out a fujoshi fantasy. Favorite scenes were towards the beginning when younger Tashi is waxing poetic about tennis in the moonlight, and the sauna scene towards the end. The guy playing Patrick was cute. I really enjoyed that the movie trusted the audience and did more showing than telling

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@gruff oh you were seeded 👀 hmmmmmm

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@gruff hmmmm so a no to getting it twisted 👀 interesting

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Chappell Roan was fantastic tonight on Brown's Island in Richmond, she said it was the biggest show she's ever played to date and choked up a little 😭 A+++ she's gonna be a big big big star

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Thinking about the NIST standard cigarettes.

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@lstoll smoking a pack of these would fix me

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yes, I agree, my Chappell Roan "Pink Pony Club" theme show mug is extremely subtle and also well applied, thank you for saying "that bitch can paint," it's true, it's so true

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@Lyle you say "pink pony" and I hear "Ralph Lauren" that's only natural right

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@yesjohn mugelle mugine de mugila

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how do you tell a casual acquaintance that their moustache project has come unglued and if they don't take urgent devolumizing measures they are at risk of becoming known as "moustache guy"

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Ummm the plumber is on his way and he’s kind of hot?

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@john not Mr. Flood I--

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@john I think you are right, yes

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honestly the consistently catas-fucking-trophic exposure of "AI Results" at the very tip top of Google searches may, by virtue of showing chunks of at best barely coherent swill to a vast population multiple times a day every day, do more to throw cold water on the dizzy LLM hype cycle than anything else to date

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Here at GreenSluts Productions, we care deeply about the planet we all share. That's why we invest heavily in carbon-neutral and net positive technologies for ethical, sustainable cumshots and hard bro-cest content distribution. We know there's no time to waste in transitioning to renewable sources of amyl nitrate so that this generation of cum-obsessed hot college twinks can continue taking loads above sea level for many decades to come

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Carbon Footprint (niche trampling fetish subgenre)

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finally. the yard sign for binational (Illinois/Wisconsin) households

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I do think you should watch the tremendous Australian lesbian comedy police procedural series Deadloch on Amazon Prime Video I really think you should look at this

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@mambocab just so stuuuuupid GOOD

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@waldoj yes yes yes I am having an absolute BLAST with how stunningly cleverly this was knitted

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@PupTrash oh oh oh Trash I am so confident this will do it for you oh I love this happening for you right now!!! go go go

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