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thegarbagebird

@thegarbagebird@theblower.au

the worst bird, but on the blower

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Binder, to random
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So utterly bereft of imagination this morning that I’m logging on to work early.

thegarbagebird,
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@Binder i am boosting this in the hopes that you are inundated with various inspirations.

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes when you learn how something works, you think, Thanks knowledge, that really helped, everything makes more sense, and other times you look up how wrists turn, and it's like WTF?!

thegarbagebird,
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@RickiTarr Bones: They Don't Work How You Thought

thegarbagebird, to random
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they might be giants should be allowed to do a bond theme

Binder, to random
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    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder flubber sequel

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    wind your nickel around strands of gut, and leave ‘em out for mister timothy blake

    Binder, to random
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    "I'm thinking about git branch hygiene," & other phrases to discourage people from asking why I'm smiling.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder @Rodelinda “for unexpected gentleman callers”

    selzero, to random
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    The same people that criticize the spending habits of people in poverty, are the same people that don't want to tax the rich.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @selzero “can you believe poor people waste money on mobile phones,” say the people who have designed a system by which nothing can be navigated by internet access

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    when you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything.

    so I'm logging off for the night.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    independent federated trust and safety,
    (brought to you by [VENTURE CAPITAL], in conjunction with [PUBLIC RELATIONS AGENCY])

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    there's something to be said for just poking yourself in the brain with a cotton-tip.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    what is galaxy ai and how can i ensure it never happens to my phone

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    australia’s successful business people are all extremely fucked in some way. half of them are so cooked, they get booted from their own company then go on to use their money to do whatever bonkers shit that gets lodged in their labyrinthine psyche.

    gerald harvey: furniture and whitegoods shops, high prices at a high vig.
    thinks dictatorships are good

    gina reinhardt: mining
    carved the world's worst poem into thirty tons of iron ore

    jim penman: gardening, landscaping, maintenance franchise
    amateur race-scientist, obsessed with Restraint and Vigour (his capitalisation), aspirant micronation secessionist, working on the brain pill from limitless (fuck, he should have his own post)

    clive palmer: mining
    started the worst political party in australia, narrowly beating out the white nationalists by being white nationalist sovcits who don't believe in the office they run for. did it entirely for the money. addicted to the worst, sloppiest fraud imaginable. other hobbies include litigation

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    holy crap i used to know how electricity works

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    the compulsion to replace the word ‘man’ with ‘mango’ in all things

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    honestly the phrase ‘privacy sandbox’ is on it's face extremely worrying

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    seem to have fixed a whole lot of ostensibly unrelated problems with a shoulder massage.

    the body is a shitshow.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    lassitude

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    it's a shame ghouls are painted in such a negative light. they perform a valuable service, and should be celebrated for their dedication to cemetary maintenance and their place in the nutrient cycle.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    i wish it was chainsaw time

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    you brought fourteen children onto the quiet carriage.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    if you find yourself on, in or anywhere near a spacefaring vessel, space station, outpost or similar infrastructure named ozymandias, you have fucked right up.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    don't be silly bees don't sew, they crochet, or bomb trains

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    napster was good for the music industry, spotify is bad

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    oh they make an even hotter version of buldak sauce.
    rip my insides, i suppose

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    sometimes i think the kids are alright and then i read something about high school students and have to go back to bed

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