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thegarbagebird

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the worst bird, but on the blower

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troberts, to random
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My dad will send me these pictures of some artwork he's doing.

He'll be like "I am using all these reference photos from when I travelled to the relevant country, and I've done all this research, and I've been working on the picture for 2 months, and I hope to be finished next month."

So I'm sending back my drawings like "This is a bat who I imagine could be my personal assistant and I drew it in 20 minutes."

thegarbagebird,
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@troberts this bat looks very helpful.

selzero, to random
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A Nestle shareholder can park a Mercedes in front of his villa because millions in Ghana live under the poverty line.

thegarbagebird,
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@shalien @selzero oh you are right, all we need to do is use more cardboard straws and we can solve climate change!
it is the individual people not reducing their carbon footprint that are to blame, not the few large corporations that own so many things that it is nearly impossible to boycott them entirely without growing your own food

thegarbagebird,
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@shalien
god you’re so fucking smart, i am in awe

@selzero

thegarbagebird, to random
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they might be giants should be allowed to do a bond theme

philip_cardella, to random
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Folks, there is a full blown, certified by experts (including previously reluctant ones) fascist party in the United States, the

It's part of a larger neofascist movement that crosses national boundaries.

Until the run party is no longer run by fascists I am a : I'm voting against .

And no. isn't a fascist. You can level many complaints against him and the Dems but being fascist isn't one of them.

thegarbagebird,
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@TonyStark you are right! but if you saw say free palestine you can lose your job! at least china’s social credit system has a visual metric of acceptable opinion. @philip_cardella

thegarbagebird,
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@TonyStark @philip_cardella i have never met anyone to miss a point so deliberately

Binder, to random
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    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder flubber sequel

    jonny, to random
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    all jonny knows is charge they phone, mythic humanoids wiki category, eat hot chip & lie

    thegarbagebird,
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    @jonny oh oh do https://www.thisman.org next

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    wind your nickel around strands of gut, and leave ‘em out for mister timothy blake

    Binder, to random
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    "I'm thinking about git branch hygiene," & other phrases to discourage people from asking why I'm smiling.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder @Rodelinda that's what my nan called the outside broom

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder @Rodelinda “for unexpected gentleman callers”

    Binder, to random
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    Yeehaw

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder fuck yeah i love that miley cyrus song

    gedeonm, to random
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    Immediately tosses all my existing subpar teapots out the window… 😢

    Video showing various teapots being pour tested, some splashing a lot, others with the smoother stream and a longer distance

    thegarbagebird,
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    @uliwitness @gedeonm craftsmanship, personal satisfaction, the deep focus that comes with having a special interest, i can keep going.

    the video is not an attack. it's okay to pour tea normal style. in fact, you can even use teabags. it's not against the law.

    just watch the pretty water go bloop, you will feel better

    Shebeencounter, to random
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    A lot of you are confusing "Trump" with the "Foundational, Defining Character of the United States," while also failing to bear witness to just how much of Biden's entire fucking worldview is infused with, governed and animated by that very same character, and frankly, it would be embarrassing if it weren't so destructive.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Shebeencounter “i don't know how he's gotten so far, america isn't like this!”
    he has, because it is.

    “he isn't my president and this isn't my america”
    he was, because it is.

    it's that “symptoms are bad, causes are good” post again. tough one to reconcile

    Binder, to random
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    Now w/ three times the lat of ordinary lattes.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder that's a lot of lattitude

    selzero, to random
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    The same people that criticize the spending habits of people in poverty, are the same people that don't want to tax the rich.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @selzero “can you believe poor people waste money on mobile phones,” say the people who have designed a system by which nothing can be navigated by internet access

    Binder, to random
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    thegarbagebird,
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    @Binder socially or digitally

    InternetEh, to random
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    are we having the "mods read your DMs" discussion again

    the average masto mod has crippling ADHD and only volunteered to be a mod to please others. They are physically incapable of reading anything

    thegarbagebird,
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    @InternetEh i remember when admins used to have shirts that said ‘i read your e-mails.’

    now, they have shirts that read ‘i wish i had never learned to read, do not ask my shirt any further questions.’

    in some ways, society has shown progression, and in many more, we have not

    sexybenfranklin, to random
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    Petitioning Octodon.Social to have fewer poll options to stop Bean

    thegarbagebird,
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    @sexybenfranklin (note to self: boost more bean)

    thegarbagebird,
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    @sexybenfranklin i used to have the instructions to hide boosts in my bio. i know what I'm like, and i know people should be able to turn that off.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    when you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything.

    so I'm logging off for the night.

    liamvhogan, to random
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    If you’re a political communicator, it is absolutely on you to be aware of uses of language and metaphor that are common currency, and to avoid perpetuating the concepts that competing political movements use, especially when those metaphors are tools to winkingly legitimise extremist beliefs. I observe this apropos of ohhhhh not nothing in particular

    thegarbagebird,
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    @thewetmale @liamvhogan is this the editor who said taylor swift was able to solve something in fourteen words?

    thegarbagebird,
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    @Taco_lad @thewetmale @liamvhogan it's a stretch but i still think editorial staff should exercise more care.

    thegarbagebird, to random
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    independent federated trust and safety,
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    jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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    i don't believe most of the conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift but i know for a fact that for several years she provided the motion-capture data for the dances performed by Cleatus the NFL Robot.

    thegarbagebird,
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    @WhiskeySailor @jackdaw_ruiz those kissable lips and come-hither knees are too dangerous to be 3d rendered

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