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thickurt

@thickurt@woof.group

📍 Montana, USA
👨‍💻 Software engineer
🎮 Bad at video games
🏋️‍♂️ Powerlifter, 6'4" and 300lbs
🧶 Crochet is fun
🍞 Baker
🌱 Gardener
👬 Married
🇩🇪 Ich lerne Deutsch (Duolingo)
⛔ I block pic aggregators

potentially NSFW, probably SFW. I'll be your dad.

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That's a lovely ham you have there.

It would be a shame if someone put an S and an E around it.

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Folks, be sure to be extra liberal with your tootboosts! It helps people get discovered and I'm more likely to follow someone one of the people I follow, follows. Yeesh what a weird sentence. Anyways, I'm gonna try to make more of an effort to boost and follow people who are being cool on Mastodon!

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Happy

Yes I feel victim to Instagram marketing on these shorts but I think my legs look pretty alright!

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This Santa hat took me about a week to make, here's the finished product. It's the nicest Santa hat I've ever seen, I'm really proud of it and happy with the result. I think I could finish this project in a day or two of solid stitching. So much fun to crochet, I can't believe how engrossed I get into it. Learning how to do those bobble stitches has given me confidence to try other complex stuff. I saw an awesome strawberry stitch i wanna try! 🍓

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My Big Beef tomato reached a milestone today! It's not the hugest tomato plant but it sure is big and healthy and hanging out with it makes me happy

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Walking the dogs and the light was super good! Looking like a goof haha

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My toxic trait is when I see someone who has "big" in their username and they aren't bigger than me I feel lightly disappointed

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Just flexing at the gym after a nice accessory chest and arm day

After 2 bicep curl dumbbell drop sets, lats are also pumped up from rows and lat pulldowns.

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This is Javier and he's about 13 years old but he's still just my sweet little baby. He comes when I call him and is quite a snuggler I love him so much

Hug your friends today !

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Starting to think red might be my color too?

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What's your favorite thing to make with beets? and folks, help me out!

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Got my ten lb bench press PR today for 385 lbs (175kg). I'm pretty happy about this. Volume warning, it's loud at the end. I don't normally slam the weights like that but I was so giddy about getting this lift. Tried 400 (twice) after this and only got about halfway up. I think I can do it, honestly. I am gonna try at the end of this month for 405 on bench. Huge milestone. Incredibly proud of myself. Today was a good day. I hope you're all doing well ❤️❤️

Me benching 385lbs with relative ease.

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Went to type "good job" to a teammate and very nearly sent "good boy" instead

Already stuck in Sir mode for tonight lol

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Kittens! These little babies were really cute and I love them

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My coworkers love me

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Here's your reminder to squench your beefers a little bit today. Yeah, you know what that means, it's time for a BEEF OFF @JockNut

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I can't, for the life of me, do a good lat spread. Maybe I just have smole lats ☹️☹️

Pls people, help me lol

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Hey, I just got here 🎶
In Seattle, Baby 🎶
What was that pass called? 🎶
Snoqualmie, maybe 🎶

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The number of times I yell "YOU EMPTY THE BIN GEOFFREY!" at my Roomba is probably excessive

Come on tho I got the self-emptying kind for a reason. 🧐

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What are you up to tonight? Let me live vicariously through this lol.

Just took some NyQuil, gonna watch WOT and then have a gummy and crash hard

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I used to think I was kinky then I joined woof.group lol

I think you're all amazing, and I am so boring

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These boys are at it again

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Baaaaaahhhhh!!! It's spring time!

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You know what they say, you rub my belly and I'll rub yours

thickurt,
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@gruff ok here you go

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If I compost, that is for 2 main reasons:

One, I care for this planet and I think that we need to be responsible for it. I can't watch the neglectful behavior of men who have become a real danger for it and do nothing. I do not want when the next generations ask me why has your generation destroyed our planet to give them a concert of bullshit excuses, they deserve better.

Two because I noticed every time I eat homegrown food it tastes so much better than any produce you can buy that is very expensive and does not taste good.

Tell me more about the reasons that have pushed you to compost.

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@compost one of the nicest things about composting and recycling (both of which are not something my municipality offers assistance with) is seeing the difference in the amount of stuff I'm sending to a landfill.

It's a very big difference, I haven't had a full garbage dumpster in months and months since I started recycling and composting.

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