augieray,
@augieray@mastodon.social avatar

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Someone asks to rewrite a simple statement (sitting outdoors enjoying a bagel) in a way that cannot possibly cause any offense to anyone.

bauermann,
@bauermann@fosstodon.org avatar

@augieray It will be even harder when the aliens show up!

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-12-16

dknake,

@augieray Monthy Python couldn't have done it better... 😂

Blu,
albnelson,
@albnelson@lor.sh avatar

@augieray George Orwell is offended

Peperlito,
@Peperlito@boitam.eu avatar

@augieray @jon ahah very good!

Reminds me an old lawers joke, with legal counsels rewriting the sentence « I want to eat burgers with you »…

Markup: « For the avoidance of doubt, the foregoing shall not be construed to mean that I want to eat a burger that has you in, or under it… » etc.
Hilarious but I’m a lawyer, so…:)

helles_sachsen,
@helles_sachsen@mastodon.social avatar

@augieray

It's not funny to think about how other people, less privileged experience your output social media? I don't understand the joke.

GregDance,
@GregDance@mastodon.green avatar

@augieray

That reminds me of how Kryten would have addressed the same.

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@augieray

Hahaha!

Oh sorry, this was just a personal way of expressing joy upon reading this, as in my view this could be considered funny, but I do understand that such humor will most probably not be universal and I apologize for this 😬

johnnysilverhand,

@augieray sooo funny 🤣

Christo98,

@augieray
I heard was verbose and its true!

rwv37,

@augieray "In the spirit of celebrating diverse perspectives" => Just in the first seven words, it's already offended Republicans.

jimgoodall,

@augieray
That innocent bagel experience is now dripping with fear.

dajb,
@dajb@social.coop avatar
MonarchMommy,

@augieray good god!

IntentionallyBLANK,
PhilNeal,
@PhilNeal@mas.to avatar

@augieray Tee Hee, says a lot about the crazy world we now inhabit!

pete,

@augieray

We're doomed.

tanyamr,
@tanyamr@newsie.social avatar

@augieray LOL!

dbc3,
@dbc3@mastodon.world avatar

@augieray
It omitted promising to recycle the packaging the bagel and cream cheese came in

seanddotmedotuk,
@seanddotmedotuk@mastodon.cloud avatar

@augieray It does exclude people with albinism though.... :)

Judeet88,

@augieray Very 'focus group committee speak'...excellent!

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