_L1vY_,
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! Lost , last seen just some hours earlier today. Jeremy is 90 pounds, two feet across. He is air tagged but they said no hits so far.

for reach!

_L1vY_,
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Just Checked Blue Heron's social media, no update on the lost situation yet.

_L1vY_,
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update:

"Good morning, friends. usually doesn't wake up until at least 10:00, so we'll start looking after chores. Somebody pointed out that he probably wasn't stolen, as at least one of the people would have an iPhone or be near an iPhone and we would receive an alert. 🤞🏻

I'm so grateful for all the support. I know y'all love him, too. We're lucky the weather is warm. He should be ok until we find him."

_L1vY_,
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They found him! The folks just found their 8 minutes ago!! 🎉🐢🎉

RangerRick,
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@_L1vY_ they found him, and they can’t bring him home yet because he was busy gettin’ busy lol, the most hilariously perfect ending to this

johnefrancis,
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@RangerRick @_L1vY_ so...he found another tortoise just wandering randomly around Texas?!

_L1vY_,
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@johnefrancis @RangerRick No, at the location where the black Dodge truck driver took him. Maybe took him there because it was known to be someone who had tortoise(s)?

johnefrancis,
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@_L1vY_ @RangerRick what in the name of Black Dodge TortoisePimp....

_L1vY_,
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There was a lot of drama to this story in past hr or so. There was a FB post regarding somebody in a black Dodge truck who took . They tracked down who it was & where he'd been taken.

Located the 2nd person, who asked them to identify the by shell damage (it's good, they were screening for the real owner) and it was him! The air tag had come off.

Jeremy was only delayed on his return home because he was...busy having relations with another tortoise? 😂😂

https://blueherontexas.com/

_L1vY_,
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Apparently he was just out earning his pre-existing nickname of "f-ing Jeremy" 🤣

VoxofGod,
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@_L1vY_ do we know how old he is?

_L1vY_,
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@VoxofGod I don't know! Probably they know.

One could likely estimate based on his 90-lb weight and 2-foot diameter. But I wouldn't know that estimate!

VoxofGod,
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@_L1vY_ oh! They just keep on getting bigger? I didn't know that

_L1vY_,
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@VoxofGod There must be a limit! But yes I believe so, at least for some amount of time, however many hundreds of years that particular type of tortoise lives. I don't even know what a "Sulcata" tortoise is! A big one, though.

EVDHmn,
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@_L1vY_ @VoxofGod

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_spurred_tortoise

Ofc that’s just a generalization of potential.

_L1vY_,
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@EVDHmn @VoxofGod He's a spry youngster of 30!

_L1vY_,
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Via Blue Heron Farm
12:25 PM · Mar 16, 2024

"Here's a pretty good rundown of 's Biggest Adventure:"

https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-tortoise-jeremy-big-escape-19019222.php

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