fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

Someone doesn't want to go back to the shed 🙄 😡

GPLB: "David Cameron claims Tories deserve to win election and says recovery for party not impossible"

I'm afraid we can't do that, Dave.

BashStKid,
@BashStKid@mastodon.online avatar

@fkamiah17 Shame he wasn’t in that shepherds hut and blown to somewhere appropriate last night.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@BashStKid We should be so lucky.

lexicaleigh,
@lexicaleigh@toot.wales avatar

@fkamiah17 @BashStKid It really says something when you can stick your knob into a pig and that's somehow NOT the end of your career as a politician.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@lexicaleigh @BashStKid You can stick your dick into a dead pig's head, cause Brexit, grift a few million quid by getting your mate some government contracts, then get a lifetime gig making laws without ever being elected again.
Only in Britain.

BashStKid,
@BashStKid@mastodon.online avatar

@fkamiah17 @lexicaleigh
(Old joke warning)
I thought the former was the requirement for the latter?

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@BashStKid @lexicaleigh 🤨 🤦 🤣

BashStKid,
@BashStKid@mastodon.online avatar

@lexicaleigh @fkamiah17
It’s now 44 years since Douglas Adams imagined ‘Go stick your head in a pig’ as the most stupid advice ever.
Now it’s a job qualification.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@BashStKid @lexicaleigh
*other body part of choice optional
😬

black_flag,
@black_flag@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Get in the bin Dave.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@black_flag And then sling the bin right off the cliffs at Dover.

black_flag,
@black_flag@mastodon.social avatar

@fkamiah17 Get in the sea Dave.

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@black_flag @fkamiah17 He's too oily. Would pollute the water. Mind you, his lot have allowed pollution, so, yeah, get in the sea!

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