Chai,

Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?

I’d choose white wine if it doesn’t get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there’s no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)

If the drink keeps all it’s normal properties then I’d choose green tea.

redimk,
@redimk@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dr. Pepper because I’m here for a fun time not a long time.

Zhao,

Fuck yaaaaa!

simple,

If we’re allowing categories, I’d probably go for smoothies. There’s enough variety in them that I wouldn’t get bored and it’s got a good amount of water in it so I won’t die.

Turious,

Irohas Melon Cream Soda. Long since discontinued Japanese seasonal item from about five years ago. Others come close, none are as good.

Yepthatsme,

BRAWNDO!

darvocet,

It’s got what plants crave!

vita_man,
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

It’s got electrolytes!

vita_man,
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

It’s got electrolytes!

shiveyarbles,

Does it have electrolytes?

Dharkstare,
Dharkstare avatar

Sweet Tea

I already drink it everyday anyway so things wouldn't change much for me.

scabrous-leper,
scabrous-leper avatar

@genesis COFFEE!!!!!!!

MiddleKnight,

The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.

Enigma,

Pedialite. I know some prefer Liquid IV, but I like that I can get Pedialite anywhere and it’s relatively cheap. I give it to my kids instead of juice. They also have popsicles which is great on those super hot days.

hoodatninja,
hoodatninja avatar

Pedialyte popsicles at the beach are the greatest

Obsession,

Pedialyte popsicles are also the best hangover cure when you can’t even hold down water

donuts,
donuts avatar

Coke zero, baby, yeehaw.

candyman337,

Can confirm you won’t die, I know a guy who basically does this lmao

donuts,
donuts avatar

I'll die eventually... with an ice cold Coke Zero in my cold dead hands.

hddsx,

Oolong tea

MxM111,
MxM111 avatar

Heavy water.

Chetzemoka,
Chetzemoka avatar
simplecyphers,

Isn’t that poisonous in large quantities?

Perfide,

Literally everything drinkable I can think of within the rules of this question(No water) are either outright poisonous or at least(in the case of food oils and certain glycols) would cause diarrhea rapidly accelerating dehydration. At least the poisonous options are quicker.

IHeartBadCode,
IHeartBadCode avatar

Is aforementioned drink free for life too? Because there's this whiskey distillery just up the road from me and they make a black tea infused whiskey that I wouldn't mind.

Norgur,

Spezi.

Incendiary,

Tea.

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