What's your biggest scumbag move

I mean everyone must have done something they aren’t super proud off.

As an example during primary school we had a class trip to the lake district (I’m from N Ireland) we were staying in an old victoriana style mansion (Rydal hall if I’ve remembered right.)

Anyway every one of us kids staying there decided it was haunted immediately and the guy I had to share a room with was so scared he made himself a crucifix out of basically twigs and strings.

I’m not sure why I did it but while he was sleeping I broke his crucifix apart and then put joke shop blood all over it. I woke up to him, crying this eyes out and just decided never to admit it was a joke or me who did it.

I’m interested in Similar stories.

the_grass_trainer,

One of my bullies in middle school was playing Pokémon Ruby on the way home from a field trip. I asked if I could try it before we got back to school, and oddly enough he let me. I loosened the cartridge and slid it out as i handed it back to him, put it in my sock, and hurried home. Erased his data, beat the game with my own team then gave it back in the middle of class. He grabbed my shirt and put me against a wall, but ended up getting suspended because a teacher saw it.

Corno,

Clicking “I have read the terms and conditions” when I didn’t.

Silentiea,

When I was like 8, I allegedly … Illegally acquired… A beanie baby. I … may have just carried it out of a mall while Christmas shopping.

This is all hypothetical, of course. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that a tiny stuffed ferret was as close as I was going to get to owning a ferret. That would be silly.

Zannsolo,

In highschool I keyed a random porsh

GladiusB,
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One of my best friends moved across the country to chase after a girl and came home with her. She was never working and I worked over nights. Everyone always came over to my house to hang out, meet up and party. We hooked up. I still hate that I did it. But he and are still friends and talk regularly. He has a new wife and awesome life.

grasshopper_mouse,
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I was one of those 80s latchkey kids with very little supervision growing up. I stole a lot of stuff, from stores, from my friends, from school. I stole change from my parents to buy candy. I would lead my friends on wild goose chases through abandoned buildings and vacant construction sites. We shattered windows and set fires. I would go through my parent’s belongings and find presents they’d hidden for Christmas, carefully open them, play with them, then put them back as I found them.

I was never caught doing any of it. I was a little shit, and it’s one of the many reasons I’ll never have my own kids, because I worry they’ll be just like me or worse.

BallsandBayonets,

In high school, I was oblivious that one of my coworkers had a crush on me. They went to a different high school and invited me to their prom. I was surprised and said yes without thinking, then proceeded to ghost them until they gave up.

PhlubbaDubba,

According to my camp counselor, going all in during a game of poker where I knew everyone else at the table were dumbasses who were going to all take the bait for the lulz

It was because it was supposed to be a group bonding activity and my play ended the game when there was still a half hour in the schedule XD

superduperpirate,

When I was in middle school, like a lot of us I was an idiot who had no social skills and no skill in emotional self-regulation.

One day, between classes as I walked from one classroom building to the next, I had a sucker in my hand. I don’t remember what kind (this was in the early 90s) but it was big, sweet, and on a stick.

A classmate (black) came up behind me (white), smacked the sucker out of my hand onto the ground, and laughed as he jogged onto the next building. I shouted “you fucking n-word!” at him except I used the actual hard r slur and not the circumlocution.

Neither of us got in any trouble that I can remember. No teachers, staff, or snitches were nearby.

Middle aged me has a much larger and more creative vocabulary and would have never needed to stoop so low as to use racial slurs. Also, middle aged me wouldn’t eat suckers any more because of health concerns. I’m assuming the classmate involved has similarly grown and matured and no longer smacks candy out of peoples hands for fun.

erev,
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This one is a bit hard to admit but I was the other person in an affair with a coworker of mine when I worked in food service. I’m recently single and we’ve been hanging out more again, but shes in a different relationship now. It seems like it may or may not be going in that direction again and while I acknowledge how shitty and scummy it is, I’m not going to lie and say I wouldn’t like to sleep with her again. im still being respectful and not trying to impose, but i don’t know that ill turn down the opportunity if it presents itself.

Pulptastic,

Foodservice jobs are primarily for rent but secondarily for hookups, so yeah. There’s something carnal about feeding people that pulls out other carnal behavior.

fakeman_pretendname,

I got detention off of a teacher for saying “Hitler the Shitler” or “Hitler is a Shitler” or something suchlike during a lesson, even though several other kids had already said it and didn’t get in trouble.

Technically, the detention was for swearing, though I chose to interpret it as “Miss Teacher loves Hitler and he is her boyfriend”.

I instigated a petty campaign of cartoons, blackboard messages, textbook graffiti and just general rumours that this poor teacher was genuinely a Hitler-loving-Nazi, and had a Hitler shrine in her house. As I was generally honest, well behaved etc, it was readily believed and spread quickly.

As she was relatively unpopular as a teacher, many of the other students joined in, goosestepping past her in the corridor, nazi saluting behind her back etc.

After a few weeks, upon entering the classroom to find a full blackboard chalk cartoon of her and Hitler getting married, she started crying and shouted at us and we all felt awful.

I apologised to her after the lesson, and she actually apologised for unfairly singling me out for punishment “to set an example” and oddly, we actually got on pretty well after that, and the Hitler jokes faded out naturally.

deegeese,

She wanted to single out a student, instead singled out herself as a Hitler lover.

Delphia,

I had a few bad breakups in my late teens and early 20’s. Just shitty young people stuff but for a bunch of reasons I’ve spent the following 15 to 20 years unpacking, I took poorly.

I got a job as a bouncer, I was 25, I was in pretty good shape and I spent the next 3 years being an atrociously shameless fuckboy. I never lied or took advantage, I never misled or coerced but I was absolutely shameless. At the time I kind of figured turnarounds are fair game but in hindsight I probably owe some apologies.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

I carried a bag of scum down my driveway.

dharmacurious, (edited )

So, NSFW story time…

!I used to hook up with a dude who precummed (precame?) a lot. He also had really bad tasting jizz. I am also that person that totally loses interest in sex the moment I cum. For at least 10-15 minutes after I get off I have no interest in sex. So whenever I would to over and he would blow me, I would have some excuse why I couldn’t recip. To include discreetly setting fake calls on my phone to ring right after I came. I feel really bad now for using him the way I did. I’d have let him top if he’d wanted to, but he never wanted to, and he never wanted to let me blow him first (which I wouldn’t have wanted to do, but would have powered through probably). I was young, and didn’t really have the nerve to discuss taste and stuff with him. I’m not that douchebag now, but I still feel guilty about it. !<

nikita,

I had really bad panic attacks at some point and I decided the best way to deal with it was to ditch everything in my life and move back in with my parents. It was really shitty for my partner who kept living over while I was basically broken for half a year.

Admittedly though, I was really freaked out because I didn’t know what panic attacks were.

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