My tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.
I’m also lactose intolerant, but the devil doesn’t sleep just cause I stopped fightin’ him.
pelletbucket, 
do you take lactaid
itsnicodegallo, So much.
OceanSoap, I ate a half a loaf of bread in one sitting once and then discovered that eating that much bread in one go will fuck you up. Bread sweats are real. I was soaking in sweat and shivering, horrific cramps are the worst shits.
Never again.
Fudoshin, 
I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.
Drusas, As someone who is clearly sensitive to multiple food types but seemingly completely incapable of figuring it out, you have my sympathies.
dingus, What kind of ice cream??
itsnicodegallo, I had my butter pecan ice cream blended into a shake, and I got a small scoop of a flavor called Cookie Monster (blue sweet cream ice cream with cookie dough and Oreo’s) since I really wanted to try it.
dingus, Oh damn that sounds fantastic!!
max, Vegan ice creams are pretty tasty. Signed, devil #2
Delphia, I found out I was mildly lactose intolerant when I started pounding Whey protein shakes during a bulking cycle.
Farting like a draught horse.
itsnicodegallo, There’s a few whey proteins that are lactose free. Hope that helps. :)
Delphia, Yeah anything made with isolate instead of concentrate has way less issues.
Still… it was almost hilarious how bad it was.
itsnicodegallo, I will warn you know: the farts you get from egg protein are nuclear. It caused an actual fight with my old roommate because he was so disgusted with me. I realized it was the protein and threw it away.
theodewere, 
maybe beware of dehydration
reddig33, Look at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.
mojofrododojo, in a hurry.
or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.
itsnicodegallo, Points to you
This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well.
Puts a hand on your shoulder
You didn’t deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It’s not your fault.
mojofrododojo, the struggle is real. pfffftt
Aussiemandeus, 
You’re clearly a man of culture as well.
itsnicodegallo, 🧐
limitedduck, Hell yea, the porcelain rodeo is the part I look forward to
itsnicodegallo, Yeehaw! 🤠
walter_wiggles, Hmm if you drink vinegar will it turn into cheese? Cheese is easier to digest than milk.
RHSJack, Or even BETTER! It stays in, mixes into cheese, comes out as a cheese…log. A cheddar loaf, if you will. A veritable effluence of proper stinky cheese.
mojofrododojo, BETTER
-_- really?
itsnicodegallo, I’m an atheist, but they need Jesus.
mojofrododojo, same.
Krudler, I accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last month.
mojofrododojo, did you trip and fall onto them? like, after #6 how was it accidental?
I’m frankly impressed you survived the experience, imagine it was…something on the other side.
itsnicodegallo, Ha. Like that time I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle.
keefshape, You too?!
SnotFlickerman, 
Out here making the real sacrifices.
itsnicodegallo, Somebody’s got to. 😤
RHSJack, You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren’t Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don’t have but we didn’t need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.
itsnicodegallo, I WEAR HOCKEY PANTS.
ickplant, 
I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.
itsnicodegallo, This made my partner and me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Krudler, It made me shoot milk out of my nose!
Which is troubling because I was drinking Diet Pepsi.
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