Snazz,

The statement “The excretions of the jabbed are toxic. Singles, be very selective.” would be a lot funnier 5 years ago.

Hackerman_uwu,

Perhaps ironically: it sounds like this person needs a chicken pox vaccine.

DriftinGrifter,

i wret jabberd and thought this was a post about some venemous aninal for a sec

Duke_Nukem_1990,

Do we need to call an ambulance?

PyroNeurosis,

Prolly just needs a night’s rest and some painkillers in the morning.

GreyEyedGhost,

If you could be exposed to the vaccine second-hand it wouldn’t be such a big deal if you didn’t get the shot (it would just take longer). But that isn’t how it works.

whotookkarl,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

The world must seem like a scarier place for someone this stupid. Can’t understand primary or secondary research sources, everything looks like claims because of a lack of understanding of evidence, never learned how to critically evaluate conclusions from observations, etc.

flicker,

This strikes me as a way desperate people who have little to offer a relationship are trying to make themselves seem more desirable.

“Sure, I don’t take care of myself and I’m no fun to be around and I haven’t had a job since 1997, but those other people have secret contagious vaccine secretions. Do you really want to risk that?”

glimse,

It’s stress, you idiot. Stress causes psoriasis flare ups. And you’re so damn obsessed with your fear of a vaccine it’s causing you stress.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh no Honey, she’s convinced OTHER people are worried about their health. She’s got (God) on her side.

dbug13,

Oh no! An internet rando is telling me the cleansed are unclean!

StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

I think that person might just have psoriasis

BonesOfTheMoon,

She also talks later about how she’s getting on disability because of her eyesight. So how does she even know?

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Someone should remind this jackass that fleshlights and dildos don’t secrete anything, and (hopefully) have never been used by anyone else. Just throwing it out there!

AmidFuror, (edited )

The irony of mentioning shingles. You can get shingles if you had chickenpox. The best way to prevent shingles is to get the vaccine.

Edit: it says singles. Downvoted my dumb self.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Which my universal health care won’t pay for until I’m 60 for no discernable reason because under 60 people get shingles. I’ve had chicken pox as a child and I fear shingles.

Fosheze,

My 30 year old boss recently got shingles. It was the same issue with him. They wouldn’t vax him because “people that young don’t get shingles”.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’ve known four people younger than 60 to get it personally so that’s some horse pucky, of course. Why not just give it to people who had chicken pox?

Buddahriffic,

Problem is people are stupid, lazy, and/or corrupt in all fields, including the medical field. It’s a big part of the reason why anti-vax and anti-science movements exist: partially from that retracted study that initially claimed autism was caused by vaccines, partially from cases where the “expert” is following some obviously flawed dogma (like “people that young don’t get shingles”), partially from corrupt studies being exposed later on as fraudulent, like the tobacco industry “studies” that claimed smoking wasn’t dangerous.

The part that sucks is that I don’t believe there’s a good solution to this because that set of flaws can hit either side of any argument.

I also believe that it’s related to our ability to progress itself: humanity kinda brute forces beliefs and it sometimes works out for the better, when people like Galileo, da Vinci, Newton, or Einstein think everyone else is missing something or flat out wrong about some stuff and revolutionize our understanding of physics or what’s possible with machines. Sometimes it works out for the worse, like the anti-vax movement, flat earth, anti-Semitism, or believing that opposing oppression and genocide is anti-Semitism.

AtariDump,

I just though you were channeling your inner Sean Connery.

AmidFuror,

Let It Snow!

Nougat,

It says "Singles." They're warning unmarried people who have sex to be wary of "secretions."

AmidFuror,

Oh. My. God.

Thanks. I guess in the context I read what I wanted to read. How funny!

someguy3,

They’ve categorized the vaccine as a STD and infectious disease.

Cosmos7349,

Yo anyone wanna shed on me?

Honytawk,

I’ll send you an envelope of premium dandruff for 15€

Illuminostro, (edited )

I only partake in bearddruff, thank you very much.

humorlessrepost,

I’ll send you an envelope of dandruff for $10.

HikingVet,

Sounds like the weakest fucking people. How do they survive?

Mannimarco,

They are protected because they live among normal people

MrVilliam,

Herd immunity protects them so well, they think what they’re protected from is irrelevant.

On a completely unrelated note, measles came back to the US after being completely eradicated here for like 20+ years. Weird.

kinsnik,

“some people must enjoy worrying about their health” (as an insult) and “i drank from someone else’s water, i felt poisoned for day”

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