w2tpmf, My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.
She’d sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.
IzzyJ, Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and guess she’s bi?
hanrahan, 
Reading the BDSM sections of the bible about stoning the ladies ?
hark, 
Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.
stoehraj, Bisexual Bluetooth Low Energy
ILikeBoobies, The main guy was but some believe he was just gay
MehBlah, Not that but rape and slavery for sure.
havokdj, but that says the bibble
Aremel, You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
havokdj, Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!
MeatsOfRage, From: Dad
Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.
Blackmist, Complete with a full chain of CC headers so you can harvest the emails of about 400 old men they used to work with and everyone at the golf club.
Battle_Masker, 
N*ked Bo
Lady ok
A_Very_Big_Fan, Bi
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doingthestuff, To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
BonesOfTheMoon, That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
FatTony, 
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
FatTony, For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.
BonesOfTheMoon, No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
FatTony, (edited ) Nice, I’ll save that line for my girl 😎
Edit: She didn’t get it.
BonesOfTheMoon, Here is the text. It’s actually quite pretty. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy it. www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song of Solo…
snf, Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?
BonesOfTheMoon, That’s the quote yeah.
BonesOfTheMoon,
captainlezbian, I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
frezik, It’s really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it’s been considered canon for thousands of years.
Can’t just use the straightforward conclusion that Solomon was horny.
captainlezbian, The man was fucking 1000+ women according to kings. Lol at the idea they need to hide it
Thcdenton, BI BLE
Broken_Monitor, Makes me wonder what the EU men do
AFC1886VCC, actually banging the naked ladies
RidderSport, Naked Men book obviously
hoss, Official EU response: https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/8aa30fea-befc-4c9b-ada2-ee511829b24d.gif
STRIKINGdebate2, 
UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren’t fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren’t cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren’t slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
AMDIsOurLord, Wake up babe new EU slander just dropped
feedum_sneedson, I look at Asian women, haven’t been paying much attention to the teeth.
Kolanaki, 
Offend Everyone 100% speedrun
yamapikariya, 
Expertly done
Baleine, 
No cheese eating is sexy
DraughtGlobe, Found the Frenchman
JackLSauce, Nuked ladies, huh?
atocci, 
Highly irradiated 🙏
femboy_bird, 🥵🥵☢️☢️
Alsjemenou, Dutch Ooh, I thought nqked… Doh
sentient_loom, 
Fallout 5: Lady Town
bizarrocullen, Reminds me of the French giriie picture book’ that deputy Loomis kept asking for in the game Harvester.
FlickeringScreens, Tony Zaret, so peak
ZILtoid1991,
sentient_loom, only Men will get this joke.
ChilledPeppers, The female mind isn’t capable of understanding this
WhoPutDisHere, Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.
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