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like it’s MY fault the ungrateful landlord don’t take EBT

Battle_Masker,
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kill a couple thousand politicians, but try to spare any under the age of 45. I may or may not agree with their views, but at least they’ll be a part of the future they’re tryna make.

torture some billionaires to gain access to their company payroll, so I can cut their CEOs pay and raise their entry-level workers’ pay. Hell, I’ll raise the payrates of everyone under them, they all deserve it more than a CEO.

I’d prolly only have enough time to do that to one company tho, so I’d probably choose Amazon as priority one.

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Missed an opportunity to call it Johnny Depth

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Guy who fights to make his evangelical scrapbook he calls a bible into the soverign law and belittles his coworkers in hopes of getting good-boy points for his false prophet may need to rely on the afformentioned coworkers he belittles?

there is nothing about this scenario that feels like a win for anyone

Battle_Masker,
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It doesn’t haunt me, but Full Metal Jacket. My dad rented it for family movie night when I was 10 or 11, and needless to say my mom is STILL mad at him for watching that with me in the room for the first hour. Worst part is my dad didn’t know about it, he only knew R Lee Ermy from a show he did on the history channel called Mail Call that he watched with my sister growing up. So he never expected Ermy to shout that stuff.

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I’ll ignore the temple, but I won’t ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

Battle_Masker,
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Josie couldn’t consent. Jake couldn’t consent. But THE LORD COULD!

Your honor, did you remember to ask Him?

Battle_Masker,
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just move the hole to the very edge, like a joust slot

Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago. (kbin.run)

I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It's time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What's your idea?

Battle_Masker,
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better yet, make a green dye outta algae, so that it actually does something other than look interesting. And knowing how rivers in cities work, it’s polluted enough that algae will die off withing a few days tops, so it’d be efficient

Battle_Masker, (edited )
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oh damn. more colossal waves of death is the last thing a celebration of the Irish need. thanks for setting it straight

Battle_Masker,
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bold of you to assume tobacco smokers only smoke twice a week

Battle_Masker,
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as a type 1 diabetic, this is like a one-sentence horror

Battle_Masker,
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“Mary I swear to god if you don’t have your share of the rent tomorrow I’m calling the Ghostbusters!”

Battle_Masker,
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They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

Battle_Masker,
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Sly Cooper and the gang in

The Great British Break-In

Battle_Masker,
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I’m not even in my dreams half the time. More often than not my dreams feel more like something I’m watching as opposed to something I’m in. Tho every now and again I’ll randomly be in the dream, and it’s usually 1st person. Otherwise… 3rd I guess?

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I know what’s wrong. You didn’t screw it on properly

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