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An image of an unopened sleeve of saltines with text over it. The text at the top reads: off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating sleeve of saltines The bottom text reads: you certainly will not regret eating sleeve of saltines
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Brisolo32, good human
Cruxifux, My dad used to melt cheese and put salami on these and we would dip it in marinara. He called it poor mans pizza.
Da_Boom, 
Ngl, that sounds delicious. Might try this with some salada biscuits (can’t get saltines round here) or something one day.
Cruxifux, It honestly works with any type of cracker. I’ve even done it with Melba toast.
abaddon, When I was in college I would make toast, put sauce and cheese on it, then microwave. We called it poor man’s pizza.
ImmortanStalin, Fuck. Replace saltines with Pringles and this is me right now.
Crackhappy, 
Man… I have to not buy saltines because I will literally just eat a sleeve plain.
TheObserver, 
I’ll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I’ve done. One day it’s gonna catch up to me and I’m gonna be the next person on my 600lb life
FlyingSquid, 
I can just sit and eat a whole box of Triscuits if I’m not stopped, so I never buy Triscuits in any of their wonderfully delicious flavors.
SpeedLimit55, Don’t forget to add meat, cheese, beans, hot sauce in any combo!
HoustonHenry, I would much rather…drink 3 beers!
Thanks Andy Richter, miss you buddy!
soren446, deleted_by_author
HoustonHenry, I can see that now, that’s too funny 😁
I gotta do better on the print preview 👍
estoypoopin, 
May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you're too busy (or poor) to eat!
Early_To_Risa, Water, like from the toilet?
get_off_the_phone, Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX, You live somewhere where water just falls from the sky for free?
geekworking, Can’t afford Brandow.
Tetsuo, (edited ) Also sh.itjust.works !
gibmiser, I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.
Bottoms up.
On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.
dingus, Who hurt you
Soundhole, Your wife and I have at least one thing in common.
soren446, deleted_by_author
netburnr, 
FlyingSquid, Does it though?
TwoGems, 
You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!
ShootBANGdang, I can eat reams of Zesta saltines by themselves. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.
ares35, 
my gramma only ever had zesta, too. but always stored in a (now antique, i'm sure) metal nabisco premium tin.
robdor, Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray
its_prolly_fine, Nah, ritz for that. Butter is a completely different story though. Especially when sick.
TheRealKuni, Club crackers over Ritz for sliced cheese, IMO.
But honestly, saltines with cheese are amazing. Especially if you have some milk.
Tylerdurdon, Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!
STUPIDVIPGUY, nah i do the 4 sleeves in 1 hour challenge
tetelestia, It sounds so easy. I don’t understand why I can’t do it.
cakeslayer, This, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm
squiblet, 
Unfortunately, I can’t eat wheat so I would severely regret eating a sleeve of saltines. Non-immunogenic saltines though, sure!
teft, 
Hank, Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp
DoomsdaySprocket, My cats will try and murder me for these, they give no shits about any other crackers or human non-meat food, but I’ve had one literally try and eat one out of my mouth. Makes me question what’s really in them….
SOB_Van_Owen, Had a cat that dearly loved noodles. Would climb all over you for a strand of spaghetti.
ICE_WALRUS, A lot of animals are hyper attracted to salt, that could be it. I know a deer will lick your dried piss off a rock for some salt from my days camping.
kofe, That’s really not good for cats iirc; I think they’re super sensitive to salt
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