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tiredcapillary, Even normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
You’re the first one to understand the meme
tiredcapillary, Amazing
robotopera, Where shells? 🤌🤌
ObviouslyNotBanana, Spaghetti
Getawombatupya,
clearleaf, There’s also thin spaghetti and flat spaghetti which are made by satan to deceive us.
ObviouslyNotBanana, They’re both the spaghetti
Zeth0s, Flat spaghetti, known as linguine, are super!
Jake_Farm, 
The only shapes that matter are big, small, and toob. The rest are only distractions.
Llewellyn, That’s what she said
SlurpDaddySlushy, It’s pronounced pasghetti.
Mr_Dr_Oink, How is this not just a thing my dad used to say?
SlurpDaddySlushy, I think it’s a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.
LaunchesKayaks, 
Yo where’s the farfalle at? I love me some bowties
ObviouslyNotBanana, It is already in the pot
CurlyMoustache, 
You smoke it!?
Getawombatupya, You don’t?
Karyoplasma, Farfalle means butterfly.
lrnz92, The diminutive for farfalla, farfallino, literally means bowtie
LaunchesKayaks, Yes. But the pasta is also called bowties by a lot of people lol.
cley_faye, Looks like Desert Pasta to me.
kemsat, Pasta or noodles, actually.
LordOfLocksley, Meanwhile Americans be like “they’re noodles”…
joyjoy, Ramen is also classified as spaghetti.
LordOfLocksley, You want Pearl Harbour to happen again… that’s how you get Pearl Harbour to happen again
AngryCommieKender, Spam and ramen, sounds good.
MindSkipperBro12, I wouldn’t mind dropping a couple of a-bombs on Japan again…
h_ramus, By normal people do you mean the savages that have a palate sophistication of Dhaka’s sewage?
ObviouslyNotBanana, Om nom nom let’s eat some kroppkaka
h_ramus, I see your boiled potato dumpling and raise to the almighty jacket potato. Yes, that’s considered a “meal”.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Not only can you fuck the jacket potato but you can eat it after too.
That’s just efficient.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Since gnocchi is pasta spaghetti does that mean that these are pasta spaghetti too?
h_ramus, Why not? And add couscous to it as well, also wheat-based.
PatFussy, Imagine having some culture
ObviouslyNotBanana, I know right, disgusting practice!
Getawombatupya, Yoghurt is a separate slide
fiveoar, There’s no spagetti on there… just macaroni…
ObviouslyNotBanana, Sounds pretty sketchy IMO
Zeth0s, Pasta corta nowadays. Short pasta. Maccheroni is how they were called by my grand grand mother.
Kusimulkku, Might’ve been the joke
nicman24, gnocchi is not pasta
ObviouslyNotBanana, Unless it is, of course.
nicman24, it is made from potatoes
ObviouslyNotBanana, Gnocchi are a varied family of Pasta in Italian cuisine. They are made of small lumps of dough most traditionally composed of a simple combination of wheat flour, egg, salt, and potato.
Source: Gnocchi on Wikipedia
Album, 
It’s made with potato, but also flour, egg, water… Then boiled in water…Like all pasta.
Slovene, And flour
Zeth0s, There are gnocchi, gnocchetti (small gnocchi) that are pasta. What you know as gnocchi are properly called “gnocchi di patate” in italian, i.e. potato gnocchis
thethirdobject, That’s the answer, the gnocchi pastas imitate the shape of the potato gnocchi. I also wouldn’t really call potato gnocchi pastas, like if I invite people to eat and say I’m cooking pastas, nobody’s expecting potato gnocchi. But I think in Italy they’re in the same aisle as fresh pastas. The thing is - and op’s picture is correct - that italians actually differenciate between different shapes of pasta, for the simple reason that pasta shapes have functional reasons and different shapes correspond to different dishes.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Yes, and it is also incorrect in that normal people call it spaghetti because that makes people discuss the shitpost and remember it fondly
Kolanaki, 
Isn’t there some new pasta shape that was specifically engineered to give maximum surface area for which to be coated with sauce?
ObviouslyNotBanana, Yes, lasagna sheet.
Kolanaki, Shape into bowl.
Fill with sauce.
Drink sauce from pasta bowl like it was a glass.
Agent641, The thirst quencher
ObviouslyNotBanana, Pas’ta bowl of sauce mate
Namstel, Yes, the Cascatelli! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascatelli
clearleaf, NEW NOODLE JUST DROPPED
ObviouslyNotBanana, Mfw I try to buy a very Italian sounding pasta and it’s only available in the United States.
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